Cranius wrote:The Kenneths: Catching a train in Nice to travel to Lyon, only to wake up 5 hours later in Dijon, 300 miles north of Lyon. You've in fact caught the train for the Gare de Lyon, Paris.

JW: The realization that you are going to be stuck at a railway station in Antwerp for a whole night with an American guy called "Kenny."

JB: "Feeling it."

The kennylingus: Rocco Sifreddi's railing about a "lack of vision from his contemporaries," and his subsequent decision to join forces with a "staunch" French feminist film-maker.

sunlore wrote:The kennylingus: Rocco Sifreddi's railing about a "lack of vision from his contemporaries," and his subsequent decision to join forces with a "staunch" French feminist film-maker.

JB: Bono Ltd. advising governments on aid programs while Bono Ltd. moves assets out of Ireland to avoid paying taxes.

JW: Barack Obama comparing the gay rights struggle to the civil rights movement of the 60s while opposing gay marriage on religious grounds.

Kenny Log-in: International Delight flavored coffee creamers.

Andrew L. wrote:Kenny Log-in: International Delight flavored coffee creamers.

JB: Watching what you eat so your girlfriend will "swallow".

JW: Edible Underwear.

When worn, normal body moisture and heat will make them more pliable and flavorful.

Threekenny Opera: Shark bites.

nihil wrote:Threekenny Opera: Shark bites.

Just Better:
Just Worse: New! Deep Fried SharkBitez™! at Long John Silver's


Kenny Oakley: Looking in your rearview mirror and seeing the man driving the car behind you. He is completely unremarkable in appearance. However, in the seat next to him is what could either a child or a midget wearing a "Jason-Style" hockey mask.

kerble wrote:Kenny Oakley: Looking in your rearview mirror and seeing the man driving the car behind you. He is completely unremarkable in appearance. However, in the seat next to him is what could either a child or a midget wearing a "Jason-Style" hockey mask.

Just better - Looking in your rearview mirror and seeing the man driving the car behind you. You are either a child or a midget wearing a hockey mask.
Just worse - Looking in your rearview mirror and seeing the man driving the car behind you. He is a Chicago police officer.

Ken Williams - Throwing in the towel.

YardDancer wrote:Ken Williams - Throwing in the towel

Just Better: Applying the warm, lemony disposable hand towel to your face after a delicious Indian meal.

Just Worse: After failing to come out for the sixth round as a last minute stand-in for a lightweight title fight and having no talent for rap, you use your fleeting moment of fame to release a rap single entitled 'No Quittin'' only for it to chart for one week at number 142.

Kensal Green: Hot Cross Buns!

cjh wrote:Kensal Green: Hot Cross Buns!

Just Better: cinnamon roll incense stick.
Just Worse: only having one ha'penny.
Much Worse: Frigid, Angry Ass.

Kennymal Cruelty: Pouring boiling water down a rabbit hole
(aka: Hot Cross Buns: slight return)

kerble wrote:

cjh wrote:Kensal Green: Hot Cross Buns!

Just Better: cinnamon roll incense stick.
Just Worse: only having one ha'penny.
Much Worse: Frigid, Angry Ass.

Kennymal Cruelty: Pouring boiling water down a rabbit hole
(aka: Hot Cross Buns: slight return)

Just Better: Pouring honey nut cheerios down a rabbit hole and 12 happy bunnies come out and give you bunny kisses. And then they all bite you.

Just worse: Pouring boiling water down your pee hole.

Kennyada! Tetsuo! : Taking a piss at a crowded urinal, only to realise mid-squirt that you have to shit really bad.

Boombats wrote:Kennyada! Tetsuo! : Taking a piss at a crowded urinal, only to realise mid-squirt that you have to shit really bad.

Better: You have dudes on either side of you and thus you get stage fright, enabling you to make the move.
Worse: the stalls are crowded too... two guys are waiting for you in there. Well, not really waiting for you, but they forgot to lock the door.

Walter Kenjamin: You used to want to be a Marxist, but then you realized this is AMERICA, dammit! You start your own business.

gio wrote:
Walter Kenjamin: You used to want to be a Marxist, but then you realized this is AMERICA, dammit! You start your own business.

Just Better: You used to want to be a great songwriter, but then you realized this is the inside of my own ASS, dammit! You start your own business.

Just Worse: You used to want to be a great lover, but then you realized this is the inside of my own ASS, dammit! You disengage your own business.

Eggs Kenny: You were unable to dissuade your terminally ill lover from donating his or her body to Gunther von Hagens. In the end, you strike a deal with von Hagens to accompany your plasticized beloved on tour (and unsupervised between shows, when you really get down to business).