ubercat wrote:
If you knew me, you'd be proud that I didn't post the punch-line to this open gate.

Ok, now I see the punch-line.
What did you expect?
I'm just a brazilian guy who speaks broken english.


P.S. It's not my fault that you're bald.

I like Sting so I won't spit on him.
I would love to spit on some you fucking slackkkerrs on here instead !

coceng wrote:I like Sting so I won't spit on him.
I would love to spit on some you fucking slackkkerrs on here instead !

OK. Try it.

coceng wrote:I like Sting so I won't spit on him.
I would love to spit on some you fucking slackkkerrs on here instead !

The subconscious claws its way through again...

They've just announced the first version of the Glastonbury line-up.
Paul Weller is playing. We should start a petition to get Sting added to the bill, and they could have some sort of UFC cage match on the Pyramid stage on Saturday night. Two cunts enter, one cunt leaves sort of thing.

night_tools wrote:They've just announced the first version of the Glastonbury line-up.
Paul Weller is playing. We should start a petition to get Sting added to the bill, and they could have some sort of UFC cage match on the Pyramid stage on Saturday night. Two cunts enter, one cunt leaves sort of thing.

Mr T! So violent! I say they gob at each other until one of them collapses with dehydration. The ultimate festival experience!

Rimbaud III wrote:Mr T! So violent! I say they gob at each other until one of them collapses with dehydration. The ultimate festival experience!

Top idea!

If it's hot on the day of the "flob-off", my money would be on Weller. I think he's a smoker, and I seriously doubt Sting is, so I imagine Weller would be expectorating a denser heavier calibre of phlegm, which, if glebbed up in sufficient volume, might harden into some sort of restrictive carapace over Mr Sting, allowing ol' bottle-tan Weller to slash him to death with his grotty lunatic-channelling-Steve-Marriot haircut.

Dudley wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Mr T! So violent! I say they gob at each other until one of them collapses with dehydration. The ultimate festival experience!

Top idea!

If it's hot on the day of the "flob-off", my money would be on Weller. I think he's a smoker, and I seriously doubt Sting is, so I imagine Weller would be expectorating a denser heavier calibre of phlegm, which, if glebbed up in sufficient volume, might harden into some sort of restrictive carapace over Mr Sting, allowing ol' bottle-tan Weller to slash him to death with his grotty lunatic-channelling-Steve-Marriot haircut.

Wow, I am impressed and repulsed in equal measure!

However, this isn't very sportsmanlike. I say we apply Queensberry Rules and get John Lydon to referee.