Ronaldo is amazing this season. I'll allow the stepovers, I enjoy them. I also enjoy seeing him get viciously taken out mid-stepover, it just looks funny somehow, so more of the stepovers please. But yes, great player, and still very young.
But Cristiano. Would it be possible, when you miss a goalscoring opportunity by any margin at all, not to pull a face and gesticulate in a manner that suggests your mum has confiscated your porn collection?
Every
single
time!!!
You missed. Nobody died. Pulling a face and crying doesn't make you look like you 'mean it' more. You'll slam in some ridiculous free kick in a minute so put a bucket under your eyes, and fuck off.
And, in case you haven't paused to enjoy this immature but very amusing photograph recently, here it is again: