This piss-storm of rain can fuck right off.
Especially because it's not even the NorEaster yet.
The NorEaster can fuck right off too.
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202My former college can fuck off.
The only reason I deliberated so long was because of all the friends I made. The classes and the administration can go fuck themselves until they leak blood. Falling apart emotionally two semesters in a row can fuck off. And I can still visit and remain in contact with my friends. So my college can visit my international friends Fukov and Di.
On that note, now I have to get my grades up and transfer somewhere else...
The only reason I deliberated so long was because of all the friends I made. The classes and the administration can go fuck themselves until they leak blood. Falling apart emotionally two semesters in a row can fuck off. And I can still visit and remain in contact with my friends. So my college can visit my international friends Fukov and Di.
On that note, now I have to get my grades up and transfer somewhere else...
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.
Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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204sonianervosa wrote:FOX news.
Some things don't need to be said to be spoken.
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205FUUUUUCK!
MY CAR WAS STOLEN. BY THE TOWN I LIVE IN!!!
THE BUILDING INSPECTOR TOWED MY CAR!!!!
IT WAS PARKED IN MY PRIVATE LOT!!!
I RECEIVED NO NOTICE!!!
NOTHING!!!
INSTITUTIONALIZED CARJACKING!!!
I SHALL WREAK THE DARKEST OF BLACK MAGICKS UPON THE PERSONS RESPONSIBLE!!! THEIR CUNTS SHALL DRY UP AS IF THEY WERE PACKED WITH ALUM!!! THEIR COCKS SHALL WITHER LIKE THE LATE AUTUMN LEAF!!! THEIR MOUTHS SHALL FOREVER TASTE LIKE MY URINE!!!!!
THEIR CHILDREN SHALL FALL PREY TO ISLAMIC PENIS!!! Not a bad thing in my book but anathema to most American "civil servants"
TOWING COMPANIES: FUCK OFF
BUILDING INSPECTORS THAT STEAL CARS: FUCK OFF
MY CAR WAS STOLEN. BY THE TOWN I LIVE IN!!!
THE BUILDING INSPECTOR TOWED MY CAR!!!!
IT WAS PARKED IN MY PRIVATE LOT!!!
I RECEIVED NO NOTICE!!!
NOTHING!!!
INSTITUTIONALIZED CARJACKING!!!
I SHALL WREAK THE DARKEST OF BLACK MAGICKS UPON THE PERSONS RESPONSIBLE!!! THEIR CUNTS SHALL DRY UP AS IF THEY WERE PACKED WITH ALUM!!! THEIR COCKS SHALL WITHER LIKE THE LATE AUTUMN LEAF!!! THEIR MOUTHS SHALL FOREVER TASTE LIKE MY URINE!!!!!
THEIR CHILDREN SHALL FALL PREY TO ISLAMIC PENIS!!! Not a bad thing in my book but anathema to most American "civil servants"
TOWING COMPANIES: FUCK OFF
BUILDING INSPECTORS THAT STEAL CARS: FUCK OFF
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206Where should I start? At random:
West Virginia State Police: FUCK OFF
Phoenix, AZ: FUCK OFF
Pittsburgh Steelers: FUCK OFF
Smug motherfuckers living in the soft lap of privilege and undeserved luxury who insist upon sharing their boring, un-original, and painfullly obvious fuck-wit opinions on life in general with me...especially when I have never asked for, and have gone to great lengths to avoid, the shameful and idiotic fruits of their dull and commonplace mental labors: FUCK OFF
Assholes who post long-winded and terribly written complaints like the one above (me): FUCK OFF
Coors Beer: FUCK OFF
FM Radio: FUCK OFF
Mountain-Top Removal Coal Mining: FUCK OFF
Rednecks with neatly-shaven goatees and Dodge trucks who tuck in their Dale Earnhardt T-Shirts and think that "Get 'er Done!" is a mating call: FUCK OFF
All of the worthless food-stores who won't hook me me up with a nice Hanger Steak: FUCK OFF
The newly elected Democratic majority in Congress...embarrassing cowards and liars who are unwilling to begin impeachment proceedings against this neo-fascist, war-criminal of a president who was born with a silver coke-spoon in his mouth: FUCK OFF
Carlos Mencia: FUCK OFF
ProTools: FUCK OFF
Gun-control and anti-abortion advocates: FUCK OFF
Southern Baptist ministers: FUCK OFF
Liberals: FUCK OFF
Boredom and listless apathy: FUCK OFF
Rambling on and on and on about things that irritate me: FUCK OFF
OK...I'm getting a little tired now.
West Virginia State Police: FUCK OFF
Phoenix, AZ: FUCK OFF
Pittsburgh Steelers: FUCK OFF
Smug motherfuckers living in the soft lap of privilege and undeserved luxury who insist upon sharing their boring, un-original, and painfullly obvious fuck-wit opinions on life in general with me...especially when I have never asked for, and have gone to great lengths to avoid, the shameful and idiotic fruits of their dull and commonplace mental labors: FUCK OFF
Assholes who post long-winded and terribly written complaints like the one above (me): FUCK OFF
Coors Beer: FUCK OFF
FM Radio: FUCK OFF
Mountain-Top Removal Coal Mining: FUCK OFF
Rednecks with neatly-shaven goatees and Dodge trucks who tuck in their Dale Earnhardt T-Shirts and think that "Get 'er Done!" is a mating call: FUCK OFF
All of the worthless food-stores who won't hook me me up with a nice Hanger Steak: FUCK OFF
The newly elected Democratic majority in Congress...embarrassing cowards and liars who are unwilling to begin impeachment proceedings against this neo-fascist, war-criminal of a president who was born with a silver coke-spoon in his mouth: FUCK OFF
Carlos Mencia: FUCK OFF
ProTools: FUCK OFF
Gun-control and anti-abortion advocates: FUCK OFF
Southern Baptist ministers: FUCK OFF
Liberals: FUCK OFF
Boredom and listless apathy: FUCK OFF
Rambling on and on and on about things that irritate me: FUCK OFF
OK...I'm getting a little tired now.
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207My bad.
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208Gun control thread. Every morning I check the most recent page. Every morning I cringe. FUCK OFF!
Twenty-four hours a week, seven days a month
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209Boombats wrote:JC23by5 wrote: Assholes who post long-winded and terribly written complaints like the one above (me): FUCK OFF
PEOPLE WHO POST FUCK-OFFS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE GENUINELY PISSED, WHILST POSTING LONG-WINDED FUCK-OFFS OF THEIR OWN: FUCK OFF!!!
Dude...I wasn't referring to you...Ok?
I was making fun of my own FUCK OFF complaint...notice I typed (me) in parentheses. I wouldn't tell you to fuck off...especially after your car was jacked like that. I think you misunderstood what I was saying.