You 10 Year High School Reunion

I went.
Total votes: 8 (15%)
I didn't.
Total votes: 26 (47%)
I think I'll go.
Total votes: 6 (11%)
I think I wont.
Total votes: 12 (22%)
I dropped out of high school but will probably loom around the reunion anyway, just to creep people out.
Total votes: 3 (5%)
Total votes: 55

Act: Attending Your 10 Year High School Reunion

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It would've been in '02--either it didn't happen, or I wasn't even notified, which would make me still a high school pariah a whole decade on. But that's okay--the only reason I would have gone would be to see how many of the former alpha males grew up to look like John Kruk and spend all their time and money at the sports bar in between a double shift at the machine shop and beating up their 250-pound former cheerleader wives and their six kids.

Not only do I not speak to anyone from high school, but if I ran into any one of those people in the desert, parched and dying of thirst, I wouldn't even piss in their mouth to re-hydrate them.

Act: Attending Your 10 Year High School Reunion

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lemur68 wrote:It would've been in '02--either it didn't happen, or I wasn't even notified, which would make me still a high school pariah a whole decade on. But that's okay--the only reason I would have gone would be to see how many of the former alpha males grew up to look like John Kruk and spend all their time and money at the sports bar in between a double shift at the machine shop and beating up their 250-pound former cheerleader wives and their six kids.

Not only do I not speak to anyone from high school, but if I ran into any one of those people in the desert, parched and dying of thirst, I wouldn't even piss in their mouth to re-hydrate them.


Awesome post, man.

My best friend Mike --- who by all accounts is a great, great guy --- graduated along with me and about a dozen other friends. Even if I hated everyone else at school -- which I don't -- we could always just talk to ourselves, this little group and I. Hell! I would go just for that! Seeing as how the last time all of us had face time was December of '05, the first time in ages.

Also, I'm in pretty good shape for my age. Kind of a scrawny runt, but it's easy to see that I'm aging well and haven't had the life beating out of me yet. What I mean is, however ugly I am now it's most definitely an improvement on what I looked like then, so perhaps there's a chance I could get laid with some girl I had a fleeting crush on who would've rejected my old self, ten years prior.

Then I could seal my revenge by two-pump-chumping her at the tail end of a Motel 6 afterparty, right before cutting her face off.





























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