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by steve_Archive
Beatles, The: NOT CRAP (This one is a margin call. In a bad mood, I'd a sent them to crapsville.) Black Sabbath: CRAP (although Ozzy: NOT crap) Bowie, David: CRAP Dylan, Bob: CRAP very close: 1302.8 crap points, 1298.6 not crap ponts, a 9 point sheer brilliance bonus, a 2 point half-assed conversion to Christianity deduction, a 3-point bonus for playing with the Band, 40 points off for banging Joan Baez, .7 being full-of-his-own-dump multiplier, 1.41 actually being good multiplier... This is as close as it gets in crapermetrics, folks. Era-, style- and audience-adjusted, he's crap, but just barely. Led Zeppelin: NOT CRAP Nirvana: CRAP Presley, Elvis: CRAP Rolling Stones, The: CRAP! CRAP! CRI-ZAP! Sex Pistols, The: NOT CRAP Sonic Youth: NOT CRAP DEAD KENNEDYS: CRAP (although their singles: NOT CRAP) NEIL DIAMOND: CRAP JOHN FAHEY: NOT CRAP ALBERT AYLER: CRAP DEAD C: NOT CRAP MUMMIES: CRAP (although Goblins: NOT CRAP) THIN LIZZY: NOT CRAP NAPALM DEATH: CRAP ABBA: CRAP SMOG: NOT CRAP CAN: NOT CRAP TALKING HEADS: CRAP HERMANN NITSCH: CRAP (although, owning your own castle: NOT CRAP) Grateful Dead: crap John Spencer Blues Explosion: not crap Ornette Coleman: crap Jeff Buckley: crap Stevie Ray Vaughn & Double Trouble: crap My Bloody Valentine: crap Tortoise: crap Dinosaur Jr: crap Built to Spill: crap Chavez: not crap Smashing Pumpkins: crap The Flaming Lips: crap Tom Waits: crap! crap! crap! Criz-zapple-dap-dap-dap crap! Ministry: crap Replacements: crap Tom Petty: crap Black Flag: crap Van Halen: crap Manowar: crap The Cars: not crap Wait, I changed my mind. Crap. Leonard Cohen: crap Rod McEwan: crap The Troggs: not crap swans: not crap devo: not crap gang of four: not crap stranglers: not crap Public Image LTD: not crap Daniel Johnston: crap Cheap Trick: not crap The Velvet Underground: not crap Elvis Costello: crap
I think we're getting bogged down in the listy-list business here. I suggest we keep a roll on by proposing one or two, rather than these big long tally sheets.
Here's one that has been making the rounds for a while, and causes much hemming and haw-ing:
Fleetwood Mac
best,
steve albini
Electrical Audio
sa at electrical dot com
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