Just keep washing. Even if you think it's clean, keep washing.

Body Odours is a funny topic.
It's those types of smells that make us 'attracted' (not attractive) to the other sex.
Thats why they put deer piss in parfum

Rachi wrote:Body Odours is a funny topic.
It's those types of smells that make us 'attracted' (not attractive) to the other sex.
Thats why they put deer piss in parfum

I think the deer piss is a joke. A very well thought out, inside joke.

Rachi wrote:Body Odours is a funny topic.
It's those types of smells that make us 'attracted' (not attractive) to the other sex.

you know, i always heard that same thing (all the time from a VERY smelly old female roommate of mine, i think as some justification)... but like a year ago learned that actually bad body odor is a product of bacteria that colonizes in your sweat... some people have better breeding grounds for this smelly bacteria than others. the best time to get a good whiff of someone's natural pheromones is actually after a shower.

I really didn't want to have anything to do with this thread, but now I find myself wondering what Courtney Love's couch smells like.

Thanks a lot people.

Marsupialized wrote:I work with a woman who, I swear to god you can smell her privates from 5 feet away.
I can only imagine if you got her home and unwrapped that thing, you'd have to move.

I've had a similar experience. When I was in college I worked the night shift at a convenience store for awhile. There was a certain middle-aged woman who worked there at the same time as myself, her name was Eva. She always worked the 6AM morning shift after me. I swear to god this troll had the worst hygiene of any human I have ever encountered. She literally smelled as if there were decomposing small animals being hidden away in her snatch. It would scorch the sinuses....that is how putrid she was. To beat all, the lady was a certifiable fucking Froot-Loop. How she managed to hold down a job that even a monkey could perform is beyond me. She badgered customers, talked to herself, paced about the store picking up merchandise and slamming it down...the works. She also had a strange preference for uncooked hot-dogs. Every morning for breakfast Eva would buy a package of weiners and eat the fucking things raw with her fingers....smacking her lips and drinking the juice out of the plastic like an ecstatic pervert. Coupled with her inhuman stench it was really something to behold. As if this weren't enough, Eva liked to keep up the obituary section in the local paper on a daily basis. It was like an early morning ritual...raw hot-dogs and the obituaries. She claimed she could communicate with the dead and that she needed to know who had recently passed-on just in case she needed to contact any family, or loved ones. I never found out if she did any follow-up work on her investigations...I was content to merely imagine the possibilities. Anyhow, to make a long and pointless story short...there was one particular morning when Eva came to work smelling worse than usual. She actually gave the whole store the aromatic combination of an outhouse and a fish factory. It was a busy morning so I decided to stay over a bit and help her out. I often felt sorry for her and would try to give her a hand from time to time. To be honest though, I was quite awed and amazed despite my own repugnance. Sometime during the morning a lightbulb of recognition must have went off over Eva's head, as customers were literally covering their faces after coming into the store. While ringing up some guy for gas I noticed a spraying, hissing-like sound. I looked up and saw Eva in one of the aisles with an aerosol can of Lysol.... engulfed in a noxious chemical haze. She was applying the spray to her ass and crotch quite liberally...as I'm sure the directions on the can instructed her to do so. The fellow I was waiting on gave me a disgusted look...as if I were somehow responsible. Probably one of the most bizarre unsettling things I have ever witnessed. That has been almost 10 years ago and I still occasionally wonder whatever happened to Eva.

One of the characteristics that makes or breaks a relationship for me early on is how compatible a girl's scent is to mine. I'm not talking about hygiene here... some girls just smell right. Some don't.

One of the characteristics that makes or breaks a relationship for me early on is how compatible a girl's scent is to mine.

Agreed. That was a big part for me too. There are some females that I've known that don't look so bad, but when they walk by it's the deal-breaker. Not even necessarily bad smelling (sweat, b.o., etc.), but soaps/perfumes can break it for me.

But my wife, she smells so good! Thank you wife!

My woman smells and tastes great (and bein' real smart doesn't hurt, either). We were reading a book on cunnalingus and learned that a woman's pH balance is very fragile. Like, for example, anything with iron in it can make the cooch go sour - red wine, for example. Also, semen will instantly make it go sour down there (but not like you wanna go down there after you come, anyway). Yogurt was something that helps the body's pH balance (the bacteria, duh). Fruit also helps. Meat can make it stinky.

Speaking of all this, I had a friend who's wife ate kiwi's anytime she wanted sex. She'd come home from the grociery store, if there was a bag of kiwi's, he knew he was eatin' pussy for dinner. He said she tasted sweet.

On the other hand, I had a girlfriend who's gynocologist once peaked up at her and told her she was eating too much meat. He could just smell it. (He said she should quit smoking, too).

There are some sick fucking stories in this thread.