Rohypnol gets rid of that horrific low tide smell? Damn, that pill does EVERYTHING!




I kid. I love pussies in all their infinite variety. I remember stumbling across a book while working at a bookstore in Chapel Hill that was a little, unassuming thing called "Feminalia." Just a tiny photo book with a single, extreme close-up photo of a vagina on each page. Like snowflakes. Well, like snowflakes if 1 out of every 25 snowflakes or so made you want to swear off eating chicken forever.

Ty Webb wrote:I remember stumbling across a book while working at a bookstore in Chapel Hill that was a little, unassuming thing called "Feminalia." Just a tiny photo book with a single, extreme close-up photo of a vagina on each page. Like snowflakes. Well, like snowflakes if 1 out of every 25 snowflakes or so made you want to swear off eating chicken forever.

hahaha!!

forget it, the female crotch is nasty. and those bad smells? 80% of the time it's an undiagnosed bacterial infection (get a drink of that). don't get me wrong, balls are pretty feckin yuck too, but they are external and so more hilarious than just gross (and i am biologically predisposed to think they are okay); but the down there on gals looks like an old, mangled and disfigured wound-- and if that wasn't bad enough, it BLEEDS relentlessly, and sometimes chunky, 6/30 days. the way it functions is excellent, but the way it looks... weird. it's not worth romanticizing. now of course, if a guy ever said this i would call him a fag, or at least think it.

rocker654 wrote:Not me, pal. I love the scent of a woman.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade wrote:There are only two syllables worth hearing.......pussy.

Hooah!

(Or "Hooha!"?)

kenoki wrote:it BLEEDS relentlessly, and sometimes chunky, 6/30 days.

bloodcicles is a more pleasant name for those chunks, but are more accurate description is blood boogers. maybe i should start a collection, get it in the moma. move over, james serrano!

rachael wrote:Pussies are all different!
They all have their own unique smell too!
Which has NOTHING to do with their cleanliness!!

You guys are complete fucking idiots. How do women ever actually sleep with any of you?

yes they are all different....except identical twins, then they are the same. exactly the same. Creepy, right?
Do you think identical twins poochies smell exactly the same?
Yes I suppose most smell different as well but sometimes it has everything to do with their cleanliness.
I'm pretty sure no fuzzy fem-pouch just naturally smells like a carp that's been left inside a car parked out in the sun with the windows rolled up for a week, then rolled in horseradish.
I'd say that's a signal that it is not being cared for correctly.
It's all in the care and maintenance. If I don't wash my shirt it starts to smell after awhile, that's all I'm saying.

rachael wrote:Pussies are all different!
They all have their own unique smell too!
Which has NOTHING to do with their cleanliness!!

You guys are complete fucking idiots. How do women ever actually sleep with any of you?

Hey, Rachael, it's so pussy of you to make that point. Thanks for your constant effort to make this world a better place.


Pussy Manifesto-Bitch and Animal

Manifest this motha fucka #1:
Every living thing comes from and returns to (get it?)

Manifest this Muddafucka #2:
Let Pussy speak to me through every living thing.
As all creatures move and grow,
let them bring forth the open ness and warm ness
that flows in the energy of Pussy...
the life force on which we all depend.

Manifest this Muthafucka #3:
I'm sick of my genitalia being used as an insult. Are you?
It's time to let my labia rip and rearrange this.
Here we go:
"That was so Pussy of you to help me move to my new place!
Especially since I'm living on the 13th floor.
You've really made this a Pussy move!"

Manifest this Motherfuckrr #4:
The power of Pussy could be blinding.
Do not misinterpret its strength and fear it.
Do not try to control it. It is light, rich and full of warmth.
Use it wisely and with jeweled intentions.

Manifest this Muthefucka #5:
The Egg says, "Don't forget me, Muddafucka!"
The Egg must not be understated.
Let the Egg be the symbol of all courage!
Here we go:
"Honey, that took Eggs for you to tell your customer off
for not tipping you 20%!"
The Egg, like courage, is a delicate intricate shell surrounding
ever-changing nutritious life!
Let the Egg be the teacher and the Pussy be its nest.

Manifest this Motherfuckrr #6:
Employ the Pussy!
*teacher
*whore
*philosopher
*president
Pay her well!

Manifest this Motherfuckrr #7:
The Pussy is a traveler!
No matter where your Pussy energy leads you,
let the Pussy be your clock.
Allow the 'ticking' to be measured by
gathered and dispersed
gathered and dispersed
gathered and dispersed
one should not outweigh the other...

Manifest this Mothafucker #8:
Let Pussy manifest and let freedom sing!

I saw them perform that live when they opened for Ani DiFranco (don't ask).

It was definitely the highlight (and only good part) of the entire evening.

Actually, that's not true. The long-awaited and inevitable outing of a childhood friend happened at that show too, when she and her girlfriend were absolutely shocked to see me there. That was mildly interesting, though about as surprising as Liberace's coming out.

rachael wrote:Pussies are all different!
They all have their own unique smell too!
Which has NOTHING to do with their cleanliness!!

You guys are complete fucking idiots. How do women ever actually sleep with any of you?

women are helpless to our musk, that is why. mwaha!

and anyway, like i said, it's all pH balance and diet in the end. not so much with dudes since we don't have coochies that need bacteria to stave off parasites. we have our other manly things that we find trivial, but womens find erotic, despite anotomical grossness, which is purely opinion. most vaginas look great to my eyes!

kenoki wrote:and those bad smells? 80% of the time it's an undiagnosed bacterial infection (get a drink of that).

You care to give a source for this?

terikeiser wrote:Pussy Manifesto-Bitch and Animal

i read their thing years ago about how people should use "pussy" as a compliment and i e-mailed them saying "yes, people use pussy, cunt and twat as insults, but they also use dick, prick and cock as insults. it is true however that they use them as different insults -- pussy is generally used to mean someone cowardly, whereas dick is usually used to mean someone mean and aggressive".

their reply was "thanks for pointing that out, you're a real dick!"