Boombats wrote:

MrFood wrote:I used to think Marsupialized was kind of a dick, but then I became single and I think part of me turned into his online persona.

Marsupialized rules.

Hey hey take it to the "Poll for Gay Guys" thread, Liberace.

MrFood wrote:All I'm saying is - I used to go out with this incredibly prim, over-achieving girl and I used to be a bit of a pussy.

Now I'm single for the first time in ages and I tell people to their faces that they are 'cunts' and I'm also going through a phase of merciless womanizing.

It's just like, you know, he was right all along.

Marsupialized wrote:

itchy mcgoo wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Punk chick? Goth chick? Emo Indie whatever chicks?
Sit down next to her, don't say anything for a few minutes then point at some dude in the room and say something mean about him to her. Not something horrible just some silly snide remark about what a douche he looks like....

Do you get a lot of beer "accidentally" spilled on you?

if by 'beer' you mean 'vagina juice' then yes, all the time

Simply walk up to the girl, and comment on what the other guy did wrong.

Saying things like:

"So, how'd he do?"

or

"Did it hurt? He was hitting on you pretty hard. Did it hurt?"

Or anything along those lines will open up your target for conversation. These types of "Crash and Burn" openers work great in high stimulus environments where girls are being hit on (like bars and clubs, for example).

Marsupialized wrote:manipulate the female psyche to meet my own ends

Ask her about whatever stupid art she does and praise it

Make up a name of an artist and say you are a big fan of theirs

she'll say 'oh that name sounds familiar I think I read something about her, it sounded interesting'

You wanna make it seem like you can turn her onto to all these interesting things she's never heard of before.

Do not take her to an expensive place on the first date, you don't wanna set that precedent

For metal chicks just say a bunch of blasphemous and disgusting things and act crazy.

Regular blonde chicks?
Pretend you are rich, I guess.

fat women?
'Alright, fuck it...let's go'

Marsupialized wrote:Some of you are just sexist

Marsupialized wrote:Maybe you meant you call dudes cunts, if that's the case yeah fuck them.

Adam CR wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:manipulate the female psyche to meet my own ends

Ask her about whatever stupid art she does and praise it

Make up a name of an artist and say you are a big fan of theirs

she'll say 'oh that name sounds familiar I think I read something about her, it sounded interesting'

You wanna make it seem like you can turn her onto to all these interesting things she's never heard of before.

Do not take her to an expensive place on the first date, you don't wanna set that precedent

For metal chicks just say a bunch of blasphemous and disgusting things and act crazy.

Regular blonde chicks?
Pretend you are rich, I guess.

fat women?
'Alright, fuck it...let's go'

Marsupialized wrote:Some of you are just sexist

Marsupialized wrote:what, that I like vaginas? I know it's hard to explain to someone such as you with no interest in the femme sleeve, but yes I really do enjoy me a nice vagina.
Ok I'll explain it, you know when you see a giant erect cock? You get that little tingle in your bottom? Knees get a little weak, your mouth waters?
I feel that way for vaginas.

Marsupialized wrote:

Adam CR wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:manipulate the female psyche to meet my own ends

Ask her about whatever stupid art she does and praise it

Make up a name of an artist and say you are a big fan of theirs

she'll say 'oh that name sounds familiar I think I read something about her, it sounded interesting'

You wanna make it seem like you can turn her onto to all these interesting things she's never heard of before.

Do not take her to an expensive place on the first date, you don't wanna set that precedent

For metal chicks just say a bunch of blasphemous and disgusting things and act crazy.

Regular blonde chicks?
Pretend you are rich, I guess.

fat women?
'Alright, fuck it...let's go'

Marsupialized wrote:Some of you are just sexist

My methods may seem a bit suspect to the likes of you with your piddling knowledge of the prettier of the species but I can assure you everything I do is in the woman's best interest, from start to finish every step of the way.
I am a feminist if anything.