The phone always rings when I'm on the toilet or in the shower.

The less I feel like working that day, the more work I get.

the more i touch myself down there, the more i fear an eternity in hell.

Motherfuckers Be Trippin'

Everybody that rides a bike in the hood rides a girl bike.

garble wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:At least once a week, a student who's been absent will ask if we "did anything" in class on the day in question. It will never occur to any of them how rude this question is.

It'd be funny to return that by acting like even suggesting you "did something" in class was totally preposterous.

"DO WHAT NOW?"

I guess that would be pretty assholeish.

It would be, which is not to say that I wouldn't do it. I haven't, but I have replied as follows: "Of course we didn't do anything. When you're absent, we just don't know what to do with ourselves. We spent the entire class speculating on what you were doing."

Just look shocked and then extremely sympathetic while shaking your head. Then turn away quietly with a sad look of pity. A second later, turn back around and say "let's discuss this after class." After class, when he comes up to you, say: "No, you didn't miss anything."

pdc_heavy wrote:The phone always rings when I'm on the toilet or in the shower

which is why I have a phone installed in my bathroom.

burun wrote:

pdc_heavy wrote:The phone always rings when I'm on the toilet or in the shower

which is why I have a phone installed in my bathroom.

do you ever make calls to people whilst you're, ummmm, pooping???

Burun's a lady, so she probably only makes calls when she's shampooping.

Gareth, silly, I don't actually *call* people ever.

The phone is just for show.

I communicate telepathically.