burun wrote: I don't actually *call* people ever.

nihil wrote:90% of people that drive Volkswagen Jetta's are attractive young women. 8% are gay men. 2% undecided. Check the road. It's a fun game to play.


Are these little observations or sweeping generalizations?

benadrian wrote:

nihil wrote:90% of people that drive Volkswagen Jetta's are attractive young women. 8% are gay men. 2% undecided. Check the road. It's a fun game to play.


Are these little observations or sweeping generalizations?

What happens if you're a straight man, who drove a jetta, but got an '86 Volvo station wagon to replace it?

Ben Adrian

dabrasha wrote:What happens if you're a straight man, who drove a jetta, but got an '86 Volvo station wagon to replace it?

Ben Adrian

BadComrade wrote:

Steve V. wrote:I got stuck at a restaurant this evening with no money. Not fun.

Sorry. That's not an observation, that's a "Little Detail From Your Day". Thanks for playing.

Brinkman wrote:
And have your money ready, goddammit.

I can make your fucking latte in less time than it takes you to successfully fish out your wallet from your purse, uncrinkle your damp dollar bills, retrieve your coinage, put away a dollar because "whoop! I DO have four quarters" and count out your pennies and nickels that you put on the counter and not in my hand and now I can't pick up because I've just chewed off my fingernails in frustration.
Stupid bitch.

The best part is getting to say with a smile, "oh, you can have this hair back," and actually giving them back the pubic hair that was mixed with their change. A customer once cupped her hands for it, you wouldn't believe the look on her face. Priceless.