The sound someone makes after a worthless punch.

-Jeremy

A number of years ago, after being forced to quit graduate school, I was drunkenly going over possible careers in my head. Somehow I came upon the idea that I was going to bring back the vaudeville comedy duo. The character names I came up with for the duo were Barbo Mankle and Lester Chiggums. It never got off the ground--mostly because I could not find someone to play the role of Lester and I realized that I am not funny. When I registered the name Jon was taken, the name Jonathan is too pompous sounding, and my full name was just too long, so I went with Barbo.


Jon

While fucked up on oxycontin, my ex-roomate programed my name into her phone wrong.

Jason became Japmn (pronounced Jap-mmm)

It stuck and became what many people in Austin still think is my real name.

my signature in everyday life.

My New Paltz drinkin' name.

From a spoken word album by a motivational speaker with a cleft palate.

YouTube: Glenn W. Turner - Challenge to America

I'm not at liberty to say....so please quit asking.

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jesus christ, b.c., by .

um...

jesus christ before christ by e?

e=11.

jesus will come back in 2011.

what do i win?

murderedman wrote:Mine's a reference to the 1960 b-movie "A Bucket Of Blood" by Roger Corman (and it's remake)
Corman always impressed me by making movies in 2 days for next to no money that are more entertaining than many big budget films.

Whoa. I just noticed the avatar too... thats bad ass. A Bucket Of Blood is a great film.

Some other guy who posts on here... his avatar is a picture of the corpse of Anna from the Joe D'amato film Buried Alive (aka Beyond The Darknesss, Buio Omega), that also delighted me.