glynnisjohns wrote:"Goddamn cocksucking motherfucker!"

we got the same taste in profanity. that's my favorite.

The sudden, somewhat unexpected urge to defecate = "getting a memo from the home office"

The general crotch area, particularly the genitalia = "the mezzanine"

gjhardwick wrote:Sexy Sunday = A day spent nursing a severe hangover where all you can do to occupy your time and make yourself feel better is to stay at home, serially masturbating.

I have to confess that reading this made me die a little inside, Gareth.

I had hoped you were above all that.

*sigh*

when you see a dude just embarrassingly fail when trying to talk to a girl he is to be referred to as 'Jack Williams'

'hey check out Jack Williams over there, can't even pull a fat chick...she laughed right in his face'

To "nash" a beer is to leave part of a beer un-drunk because you drank it too slow and it got warm. It's especially unforgivable (among the rednecks I grew up with) to request another beer and be found out to have nashed the last one--or, God forbid, to have nashed multiple beers. This word can also be a noun--one who nashes beers is a nash.

"Puh" was what Chris Hawkins referred to semen as. When we were teenagers, the kids in my neighborhood delighted in altering song titles to include the word "puh." One I remember is "Good Friends and a Bottle of Puh" (an obscure Ted Nugent track originally about "wine'). One of the worst shoot-downs you could get was if you attempted to make a funny and someone held out an imaginary phallus and derisively said "puh."

"Gunt": I imagine you can figure this one out. It's a contraction.

I used to have a really crappy job right out of college, where I had to commute from my little hometown south of Chicago up to NW Indiana and mainly move people's computers from one office to another. A friend of mine from my hometown also worked there and we carpooled together. We'd also just get royally fucked up several nights a week and then show up to work late the next day, hung over as hell, taking about 5 nasty beer shits a day. One of us would tell the other guy "uh oh, tell the boss I'm in my office" when we had to take one of our nasty beer shits. To this day, I still say "tell the boss I'll be in my office" occasionally when telling someone that I am leaving their presence to take a crap.

I love how it doesn't matter what you say, if you just say something really off the wall about going to do something and then you leave the room, everyone knows you're taking a shit. It's a blank slate universal code.

Also:

gotta go see a man about a horse: taking a piss
fingerblasting: a preferred term over the more common "fingerbanging"
cockwagon: a gentleman that you do not like to hang out with
nugs: testicles
big boy voice: the way that all of those guys on the radio sound like when they do that eddie vedder ripoff. like nickelback guy, 3 doors down guy, etc.

Oh yeah. I have this thing that I do for my own amusement, and it's kind of like a personal slang. When someone does something that is really excessive and dramatic, I will say "whoa that is OVER THE TOP" and I will mimic like I am arm wrestling someone and overpowering their grip with mine, like how Sylvester Stallone won many matches in the movie Over the Top.

Not many people get it but when they do it's comedy gold. I've been trying to do it as much as possible to see if it catches on like wildfire.

tbone wrote:Oh yeah. I have this thing that I do for my own amusement, and it's kind of like a personal slang. When someone does something that is really excessive and dramatic, I will say "whoa that is OVER THE TOP" and I will mimic like I am arm wrestling someone and overpowering their grip with mine, like how Sylvester Stallone won many matches in the movie Over the Top.

Not many people get it but when they do it's comedy gold. I've been trying to do it as much as possible to see if it catches on like wildfire.

Not only do I remember the movie, I remember the theme song by Sammy Hagar. >_<

Relationship slang:
have a string - to mentsrate, referring to a tampon string ("Not on the white sheets, I have a string")
make spoons - to spoon, taken from a scene in pulp fiction
Most everything is pluralised, with the article "the" in front. Have a glass of the waters... eat a bowl of the cereals.. listen to the musics, etc.


Military slang from bootcamp:
Go Fasters - running shoes
Portholes - windows or eyeglasses
moonbeam - flashlight
ink stick - pen
lead stick - pencil
go juice - fuel, gasoline
rain tree, rain room - showers
plenty others, but these seemed silliest to me when I first heard them


I don't want to go through the whole thing to find it for quoting, but I always thought a choad was a penis that is wider than it is long, rather than a taint. I haven't called anyone a choad since 7th grade, so I may just be remembering it wrong... anyone else know it as this?

I overheard my highschooling younger brother asking a friend if "any bitches rage on schoolnights" yesterday, reminding me not only that I got all the smarts my parents had to offer, but also of good old southern california slang...

rage/rager - party in verb/noun forms
kickback - get together of friends, alcohol, and drugs
flav, mota = weed
mac = to eat, kiss, or smoke, depending on context
lope - abbreviation of low profile; "lope it" as a command
to get rolled - to get in trouble
a guap of - a lot of
mish - short for mission (usually food-related and epic), or used to describe how far away something is ("Dude, that house is a mish")
Jankie- of poor quality

San Diego surf culture is redunk.