I love England...but America. Easily. No fucking contest. No explanation should be required.

MrFood wrote:People with 'can-do' positive attitude - America


I could go on... I hate my country.

Teehee.

I wager that British women are more attractive, and not just in their dress sense - yankee ladies all have big hair and are fat like the average US family. Yes all of them. I'm fully qualified to say this as I've shagged US and UK ladies. That said, the US ladies accent sounds 'neat' when sexually aroused.
My second outrageous generalisation is that all American's think their life is on film, as if they are constantly acting out how a character would play their life - to give it meaning and a side order of more superficiality.

Minotaur029 wrote:I love England...but America. Easily. No fucking contest. No explanation should be required.

You've never been to Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland, I assume.

MrFood wrote:

Adam CR wrote:

MrFood wrote:People with 'can-do' positive attitude - America


I could go on... I hate my country.

Teehee.

See? There ya go.

This shithole is full of wankers like me.

Fuck me and everyone like me. We can all go to Hell.

I was only making the funny. No need to wee on your shoes my friend.

British clothing > American clothing

sparky wrote:

Uncle Ovipositor wrote:The House of Lords.

Done.

As a matter of fact, the House of Lords and the likewise elitist judiciary are two of the biggest brakes on our slide towards a police state.

They are a perverse source of oversight, but currently I am very grateful for them. They've managed to curb or at least slow a number of draconian measures that our current government have brought in under the pretext of anti-terrorism.

Like what?!? You already can't step out your own front door without being caught on some security camera and placed into a government database.

MrFood wrote:

Josef K wrote:

Minotaur029 wrote:I love England...but America. Easily. No fucking contest. No explanation should be required.

You've never been to Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland, I assume.

And why would he want to? They're all slightly more boring, wetter versions of England, with the added turn-off that they've all got a serious chip on their collective sholders about the English - which they will let you know about within, oh - 5-6 minutes of meeting them.

I'm not exactly over-the-moon that I'm Engish - but praise be that I'm not from fucking Wales.

The horror.

You missed my point. That being that Engalnd is not Britain.

Who has the chip?

wellsyuk wrote:I wager that British women are more attractive, and not just in their dress sense - yankee ladies all have big hair and are fat like the average US family. Yes all of them. I'm fully qualified to say this as I've shagged US and UK ladies. That said, the US ladies accent sounds 'neat' when sexually aroused.
My second outrageous generalisation is that all American's think their life is on film, as if they are constantly acting out how a character would play their life - to give it meaning and a side order of more superficiality.

Not true at all. There are many attractive females here and I live my life as if it were on the Internet, not film.

And for some reason, when English women start talking dirty it just creeps me out.

MrFood wrote:

Josef K wrote:

Minotaur029 wrote:I love England...but America. Easily. No fucking contest. No explanation should be required.

You've never been to Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland, I assume.

And why would he want to? They're all slightly more boring, wetter versions of England, with the added turn-off that they've all got a serious chip on their collective sholders about the English - which they will let you know about within, oh - 5-6 minutes of meeting them.

I'm not exactly over-the-moon that I'm Engish - but praise be that I'm not from fucking Wales.

The horror.

Well, to be fair the Scots and Irish have that surly, rude alcoholic thing going on. Must be a side-effect of being lorded over by the English.

Colonel Panic wrote:
Well, to be fair the Scots and Irish have that surly, rude alcoholic thing going on. Must be a side-effect of being lorded over by the English.

It's been a while since we've been lorded over by the English, I think what you mean is that we have a genuine love of alchohol.