I want to berate you all for so harshly abusing a poor young girl who is deeply upset at the unjust removal of her liberty.




but I can't.

fuck her.

Marsupialized wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:I'm sure it's wrong that i laughed a lot at the thought of her crying "Mom!" in a courtroom, but fuck it, i don't wanna be right.

'....then a gunman emerged from the crowd and pumped 6 bullets from a .44 caliber handgun into her face before being hoisted onto the shoulders of the surrounding crowd and being then and there elevated by popular acclimation to the position of Consul of Plebs.'

FYP.

caix wrote:So, there's a petition to Free Paris Hilton.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/

I started a petition myself. To put Paris Hilton in the prison general population. Have at it!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PHGENPOP/

Dude! Fuck that! Send her to Em City.

Hairy wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

they support Paris

my god look at the mighty gunt on that....thing

Can't tell whether she's coming or going.

yeah... which way are her pants on?

sack of smashed assholes wrote:

Minotaur029 wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

I was going to correct you and say "genis"...but then I realized that "gunt" was the appropriate term.

I prefer ther term fupa. fat upper pussy area

how about SOFA (Sweater Over Fat Ass)
you know, they tie the sweater around their waist to try and conceal the fact their ass is the size of a hippopotamus

night_tools wrote:

caix wrote:So, there's a petition to Free Paris Hilton.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/

I started a petition myself. To put Paris Hilton in the prison general population. Have at it!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PHGENPOP/

Dude! Fuck that! Send her to Em City.

Gen Pop is where she belongs. She'll slip through the cracks and end up with a chunk out of her Achilles. Or she'll end up beaten to death. Or with an eye missing. Or shot. Or hung upside down with JEW on her stomach. Or crucified. Or raped. Or raped again. Or raped a third time. Or pushed down an elevator shaft. Or set on fire.

sack of smashed assholes wrote:

Minotaur029 wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

I was going to correct you and say "genis"...but then I realized that "gunt" was the appropriate term.

I prefer ther term fupa. fat upper pussy area

I think the medical term is "garage door." You know, because you have to lift it before you can park the car...

sack of smashed assholes wrote:
fat upper pussy area

now that is a band I would go and see...

Marsupialized wrote:

"The Simple Life Female Crew"

The Associated Press wrote:"The court very clearly ordered she is not to be released early," Assistant City Attorney Dan Jeffries said. "She is not to be released on electronic monitoring ... The sheriff was acting like judge, jury and executioner. It is the court's job to determine what happens to Hilton."

This implies that the sheriff (or the court) might consider executing her.

Way to go, Assistant City Attorney Dan Jeffries, for revising the three strikes rule more to my liking.