Name A Truly Original Artist

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Skronk wrote:
sphincter wrote:R Kelly


That was hilarious, kudos! I wonder if you're serious....


I'm not really bothered about what you think of me for this so no need to reply but yes I'm serious.

I have no fucking idea if R Kelly is serious or hilarious, he is so fucking obtuse and odd it's unreal. I couldn't care less if he's intelligent or not he truly is original.

I guess you could call bands like Repulsion and Cryptic Slaughter original for their influence but when you look at the music it's a pretty basic concept of adding some more muscle to what already existed.

This Heat were amazingly prolific when it came to originality, hardly any of the songs seem to be anyway linked genre wise, each piece is another exploration in some weird fucking direction that you could link to a whole genre growth after it. I've heard a lot of people say that they invented post rock a good few decades before Slint started playing, I dunno about that but still. I'm sure not everything they did was 100% new but you couldn't really call them unoriginal, they make my whole record collection look drab.

Obviously both Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart (hey I used those guys in the same sentence) were hugely original.

Ornette Coleman and John Coltrane. I'm pretty predictable. Bye.
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Name A Truly Original Artist

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sphincter wrote:
Skronk wrote:
sphincter wrote:R Kelly


That was hilarious, kudos! I wonder if you're serious....


I'm not really bothered about what you think of me for this so no need to reply but yes I'm serious.

I have no fucking idea if R Kelly is serious or hilarious, he is so fucking obtuse and odd it's unreal. I couldn't care less if he's intelligent or not he truly is original.

I guess you could call bands like Repulsion and Cryptic Slaughter original for their influence but when you look at the music it's a pretty basic concept of adding some more muscle to what already existed.

This Heat were amazingly prolific when it came to originality, hardly any of the songs seem to be anyway linked genre wise, each piece is another exploration in some weird fucking direction that you could link to a whole genre growth after it. I've heard a lot of people say that they invented post rock a good few decades before Slint started playing, I dunno about that but still. I'm sure not everything they did was 100% new but you couldn't really call them unoriginal, they make my whole record collection look drab.

Obviously both Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart (hey I used those guys in the same sentence) were hugely original.

Ornette Coleman and John Coltrane. I'm pretty predictable. Bye.


You named 6 original artists. R Kelly is not one of them. I think you finally went insane.
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Skronk wrote:
sphincter wrote:
Skronk wrote:
sphincter wrote:R Kelly


That was hilarious, kudos! I wonder if you're serious....


I'm not really bothered about what you think of me for this so no need to reply but yes I'm serious.

I have no fucking idea if R Kelly is serious or hilarious, he is so fucking obtuse and odd it's unreal. I couldn't care less if he's intelligent or not he truly is original.

I guess you could call bands like Repulsion and Cryptic Slaughter original for their influence but when you look at the music it's a pretty basic concept of adding some more muscle to what already existed.

This Heat were amazingly prolific when it came to originality, hardly any of the songs seem to be anyway linked genre wise, each piece is another exploration in some weird fucking direction that you could link to a whole genre growth after it. I've heard a lot of people say that they invented post rock a good few decades before Slint started playing, I dunno about that but still. I'm sure not everything they did was 100% new but you couldn't really call them unoriginal, they make my whole record collection look drab.

Obviously both Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart (hey I used those guys in the same sentence) were hugely original.

Ornette Coleman and John Coltrane. I'm pretty predictable. Bye.


You named 6 original artists. R Kelly is not one of them. I think you finally went insane.


I went down to the local library and I scoured their music collection and didn't find anyone else making a 'rock opera' about midgets.
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Skronk wrote:Fuck R Kelly. You people are nuts if you think he's original.


Perhaps it's you that's nuts?

Do that squeezey thing with your neck and skull where you put pressure through your muscles and like finely vibrate, you know where your neck muscles stick out and stare at the screen, do it with your fingers too like your holding apples, squeeze the air without actually closing your fingers so they finely vibrate too and hold it with your hands facing towards your face then pretend there's this large, firm stress ball type thing between your hands and face and push everything in together like you're crying into these crippled hands, pretend you're bono and your hands are those sun glasses. Yeah you're fucking nuts.
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