Name A Truly Original Artist

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sphincter wrote:
Skronk wrote:Fuck R Kelly. You people are nuts if you think he's original.


Perhaps it's you that's nuts?

Do that squeezey thing with your neck and skull where you put pressure through your muscles and like finely vibrate, you know where your neck muscles stick out and stare at the screen, do it with your fingers too like your holding apples, squeeze the air without actually closing your fingers so they finely vibrate too and hold it with your hands facing towards your face then pretend there's this large, firm stress ball type thing between your hands and face and push everything in together like you're crying into these crippled hands, pretend you're bono and your hands are those sun glasses. Yeah you're fucking nuts.


Reading what you've written here, I can see why you think Kelly is original. You're off your fucking rocker.
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Skronk wrote:I never thought I would actually have to say this:

I will not argue the merits of R Kelly.


No one is asking you to, do you have a problem with the English language? We're talking originality here, you don't have to listen to it. It doesn't have to have any merits. R Kelly is one of a kind - mental perhaps - but I don't see anyone else like him.
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honeyisfunny wrote:
No one is asking you to, do you have a problem with the English language? We're talking originality here, you don't have to listen to it. It doesn't have to have any merits. R Kelly is one of a kind - mental perhaps - but I don't see anyone else like him.


What I have a problem with is condescending pricks.

You really think his output qualifies as original? Give me fucking break, he's almost the definition of cookie cutter. One lousy, off-kilter track doesn't make for an original artist. Or did you forget Space Jam's "I Believe I Can Fly"?

I'm done with this shit.
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It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.

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Skronk wrote:
honeyisfunny wrote:
No one is asking you to, do you have a problem with the English language? We're talking originality here, you don't have to listen to it. It doesn't have to have any merits. R Kelly is one of a kind - mental perhaps - but I don't see anyone else like him.


What I have a problem with is condescending pricks.

You really think his output qualifies as original? Give me fucking break, he's almost the definition of cookie cutter. One lousy, off-kilter track doesn't make for an original artist. Or did you forget Space Jam's "I Believe I Can Fly"?

I'm done with this shit.


Again, I refer you to the high budget, insane, badly thought out, bizarrely written 'hip hopera' he made. "One lousy off kilter track" - what are you on about? We're talking about the whole crazy Trapped In The Closet series, perhaps one of the most genuinely unpredictable moments ever seen in pop music. Personally, I think it's hilariously awful - cherry allergies and midgets? who thought this shit up? - but that series makes Prince look normal.

And don't call me a prick. :roll:
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I wouldn't have called you one if you hadn't asked if I had a problem with the english language.

My point is R Kelly, Missy blah blah, Timba-what's-his-face, are not original artists. The template they use has been throughly abused, and signing unpredictable lyrics doesn't make you original.
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itchy mcgoo wrote:
Skronk wrote:The template they use has been throughly abused...


Not in the case of R. Kelly. Not in the least.


I really don't agree. R Kelly isn't anything new. Even at his most unique, he's still predictable, and tired.
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