How not to sell an amp on eBay

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"No, really, I'm a professional photographer. We're going to do a little bit of body art on you, to make it work with the paint job on the guitar. It will be like your body is part of the guitar, or the guitar is part of your body. Trust me. I know Steve Vai personally. I'm an artist, and you will be my model. This is the big time baby, this is how you go pro. So, what are you doing later?"

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Where's Kimyetta? Is 'lil Kim going to shred solos on this classical or what? Rip some of those Paganini pieces!!

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...and go ahead and plug that incredibly ugly fretless whatever bass into that guitar amp there. Rock it. Really, just go ahead.

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...and last, here's a link of a bunch of NSFW dumber than a bag of hammers pictures of girls with guitars. Hotguitarist.Com - who knew?

WTF.
Last edited by sleepkid_Archive on Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:37 pm, edited 2 times in total.

How not to sell an amp on eBay

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sleepkid wrote:
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...and go ahead and plug that incredibly ugly fretless whatever bass into that guitar amp there. Rock it. Really, just go ahead.


"...and to make the whole thing even more incredibly sexy and ROCK, I will place a pair of neatly-ironed jeans on the top of the amp, where you can only just see them, to show that you are a sexy guitar lady with seriously rock-a-boogie intentions"

Baffling.
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