Colonel Panic wrote:It's nasty when you see people on the street with a big wet spot in their pants right along their asscrack.

Somebody ought to invent something to prevent the dreaded swamp-ass. They'd make millions!

I ain't wearing no panty liner. I'll take my chances with the swamp-ass.

Colonel Panic wrote:I ain't wearing no panty liner. I'll take my chances with the swamp-ass.

dude, MAN-ty liner

Colonel Panic wrote:Somebody ought to invent something to prevent the dreaded swamp-ass. They'd make millions!

Somebody has.

japanese_usb_bum_cooler

akinks wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:Somebody ought to invent something to prevent the dreaded swamp-ass. They'd make millions!

Somebody has.

japanese_usb_bum_cooler

Leave it to the Japanese.


"Now you can have a bum as cool as mine..."

My desk is comfortable now but it gets a little hot in the afternoon, but just outside its very warm, it's 98 now and should be 104 by 4:00, by weeks end it will be 108-110. You don't know the meaning of swamp ass until youve been in 110 degree heat, add to that my slightly caustic sweat,

it's not pretty.

John George Peppers wrote:

akinks wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:Somebody ought to invent something to prevent the dreaded swamp-ass. They'd make millions!

Somebody has.

japanese_usb_bum_cooler

Leave it to the Japanese.

"Now you can have a bum as cool as mine..."

can someone tell me why every time you go to take a picture of a Japanese person they instinctually flash the 'peace' sign?

Ezra wrote:My desk is comfortable now but it gets a little hot in the afternoon, but just outside its very warm, it's 98 now and should be 104 by 4:00, by weeks end it will be 108-110. You don't know the meaning of swamp ass until youve been in 110 degree heat, add to that my slightly caustic sweat,

it's not pretty.

yeah fuck Arizona, for real. The only cool thing are those sprayers that mist you with water when you walk into a store

Marsupialized wrote:yeah fuck Arizona, for real. The only cool thing are those sprayers that mist you with water when you walk into a store

I think they are considering outlawing those to conserve water.

I forgot to mention I drive an AirCooled VW with no AC
Makes me a little soggy

Ezra wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:yeah fuck Arizona, for real. The only cool thing are those sprayers that mist you with water when you walk into a store

I think they are considering outlawing those to conserve water.

I forgot to mention I drive an AirCooled VW with no AC
Makes me a little soggy

they should outlaw drunken indians while they are at it

my office is an old barn and the building simply mimics whatever it is outside. so right now it's a little cool but it will warm up and i'll be sweating later.