What we have here is a failure to communicate.

One line that I love but is hard to explain in text is from Trading Places. Beginning of the third act. Louis is preparing his guns in a room with Valentine and Ophelia. Clarence Beeks (Vernon from Breakfast Club) is on TV with the crop report thingy. Valentine points out that the Dukes made a cheque out to him and Jamie Lee says that's the fella that paid her to talk dirty to him.

Louis: My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!


Ophelia: Unless somebody stops them...


Then the butler, Coleman, enters carrying a tray of drinks and says "...or beats them to it."

Then adds in a comically unneccesary angry/excited/gritted teeth voice "...Eggnog?"


I've started to add this to the end of sentences recently because it tickles me. Try it.

John George Peppers wrote:Bumpidy Bump bump

Safe Men:
Eddie: Sam this man is in the mafia, he's not going to let us off the hook if we give him a fucking basket of sundry goods
SAm: Oh, but he's in the Jewish mafia, I'm sure that's more of like a club than a criminal organization


Eddie: Do you think this was a good career move!!??
Sam: I thought it would get us some exposure in the international community.

"Friendship.....Friendship"

Oh hell yes. Just saw this one again last weekend.

Big Fat Bernie Gale: "I'm gonna shoot you so hard through the skull your dick is gonna spin around like a motherfucking skil saw!"

Sam: "You think I don't chafe? I chafe. I'm sick. I'm wearing a fake fucking ass over my ass."

Sam: "Sweet 'stash man."
Frank: "Thanks bro."

Veal Chop: "I tried to put my tongue in her mouth and she punched me in the penis."

In Withnail and I when Uncle Monty sneaks into the house at night.
Richard E Grant shouts, "Monty you terrible Cunt!"

"Do you not then hear this horrible scream all around you that people usually call silence?"
--Opening narration in Every Man For Himself and God Against All


"We are all interested in the future, for that is where we are going to spend the rest of our lives."
--Criswell in Plan 9 From Outer Space


"I love you like a brother, Donny, but you're a fucking idiot."
--John Goodman in The Big Lebowski


"Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due. "
--Steve Martin in The Spanish Prisoner


"He's ridin' the skin boat to tuna town!"
--Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men


"White folks only want to hear the good shit: life eternal, a place in God's Heaven. But as soon as they hear they're getting this good shit from a black Jesus, they freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior."
--Chris Rock in Dogma

"Boy, I got vision and the rest of the worlds wearing bifocals"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"I was born a poor black child"

from The Jerk

"You're a dilettante and a whore!" - Julien Donkey-Boy