Today I was glad to see a presentation by Ben Fry, one of the co-developers of Processing.

Also, I was glad to miss whatever some people here are very disgusted with.

Fucking Yeah!

Detail from my day: I just made a smoothie out of frozen berries (from Trader Joe's), mint, seltzer, and simple syrup.

I shot 6 rolls of film through the loaner Hasselblad, making this weekend's total 8. I return it tomorrow, and then I will develop the B&W rolls.

I have a mosquito bite in between my index and middle finger, on my left hand.

I purchased a Citronella candle, but I dunno if I can use it inside (I am guessing not) but might light it up for a few minutes anyhow just to smoke out the fuckers that remain. I hate mosquitoes.

I have decided this terrible girl I work with must get it.
She has a bottle of aspirin she leaves on the counter and every day she takes a few before work, I see her do it every day.
I am going in there and switching the aspirin with laxatives before work tomorrow. Taking all the aspirin out of the bottle and putting the ex lax pills in, I think she won;t notice.
I swear I am going to do it, I already purchased the ex lax.
I hope she shits right in her pants in front of everyone. I hope it's the most embarrassing day of her life.
This is going to be good.
She'll wish she never crossed me.

Marsupialized wrote:I have decided this terrible girl I work with must get it.
She has a bottle of aspirin she leaves on the counter and every day she takes a few before work, I see her do it every day.
I am going in there and switching the aspirin with laxatives before work tomorrow. Taking all the aspirin out of the bottle and putting the ex lax pills in, I think she won;t notice.
I swear I am going to do it, I already purchased the ex lax.
I hope she shits right in her pants in front of everyone. I hope it's the most embarrassing day of her life.
This is going to be good.
She'll wish she never crossed me.

Revenge fantasies of the impotent?

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:I have decided this terrible girl I work with must get it.
She has a bottle of aspirin she leaves on the counter and every day she takes a few before work, I see her do it every day.
I am going in there and switching the aspirin with laxatives before work tomorrow. Taking all the aspirin out of the bottle and putting the ex lax pills in, I think she won;t notice.
I swear I am going to do it, I already purchased the ex lax.
I hope she shits right in her pants in front of everyone. I hope it's the most embarrassing day of her life.
This is going to be good.
She'll wish she never crossed me.

Revenge fantasies of the impotent?

it's spelled 'important' and it's no fantasy, she's getting it
it's all mapped out

we want proof then

dimpfelmoser wrote:we want proof then

you go ahead and want whatever you like, I'm sure there's all kinds of sick shit you want

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:we want proof then

you go ahead and want whatever you like, I'm sure there's all kinds of sick shit you want

Well, I'm not the one who wants their co-workers to shit their pants. Which is kinda sick to me, but thats ok. If I was the one who wanted their co-workers to shit their pants, I would probably look for a job that would give me a more positive attitude towards my co-workers and, well, life in general.

That's funny. I fully support anyone who wants to make a coworker shit his/her pants.

Lets hear your details, okay!

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:we want proof then

you go ahead and want whatever you like, I'm sure there's all kinds of sick shit you want

Well, I'm not the one who wants their co-workers to shit their pants. Which is kinda sick to me, but thats ok. If I was the one who wanted their co-workers to shit their pants, I would probably look for a job that would give me a more positive attitude towards my co-workers and, well, life in general.

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