Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:we want proof then

you go ahead and want whatever you like, I'm sure there's all kinds of sick shit you want

Well, I'm not the one who wants their co-workers to shit their pants. Which is kinda sick to me, but thats ok. If I was the one who wanted their co-workers to shit their pants, I would probably look for a job that would give me a more positive attitude towards my co-workers and, well, life in general.

blah blah blah

Blah indeed. Like your little tale about a terrible girl you work with that must 'get it'.
Don't you know anything about anything?
Don't you know that whenever people say (or even more laughable, write in a forum): I swear I'm going to do it (such wickedness), that those are the ones who willl never ever do such a thing.
Cause the ones who do such things don't feel the need to brag about it in nerdy forums.
cheers
m

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:we want proof then

you go ahead and want whatever you like, I'm sure there's all kinds of sick shit you want

Well, I'm not the one who wants their co-workers to shit their pants. Which is kinda sick to me, but thats ok. If I was the one who wanted their co-workers to shit their pants, I would probably look for a job that would give me a more positive attitude towards my co-workers and, well, life in general.

blah blah blah

Blah indeed. Like your little tale about a terrible girl you work with that must 'get it'.
Don't you know anything about anything?
Don't you know that whenever people say (or even more laughable, write in a forum): I swear I'm going to do it (such wickedness), that those are the ones who willl never ever do such a thing.
Cause the ones who do such things don't feel the need to brag about it in nerdy forums.
cheers
m

blah blah fucking blah blahdy blah blah blah

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:we want proof then

you go ahead and want whatever you like, I'm sure there's all kinds of sick shit you want

Well, I'm not the one who wants their co-workers to shit their pants. Which is kinda sick to me, but thats ok. If I was the one who wanted their co-workers to shit their pants, I would probably look for a job that would give me a more positive attitude towards my co-workers and, well, life in general.

blah blah blah

Blah indeed. Like your little tale about a terrible girl you work with that must 'get it'.
Don't you know anything about anything?
Don't you know that whenever people say (or even more laughable, write in a forum): I swear I'm going to do it (such wickedness), that those are the ones who willl never ever do such a thing.
Cause the ones who do such things don't feel the need to brag about it in nerdy forums.
cheers
m

Y'know, some people would take this as a challenge and go ahead with it.

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:we want proof then

you go ahead and want whatever you like, I'm sure there's all kinds of sick shit you want

Well, I'm not the one who wants their co-workers to shit their pants. Which is kinda sick to me, but thats ok. If I was the one who wanted their co-workers to shit their pants, I would probably look for a job that would give me a more positive attitude towards my co-workers and, well, life in general.

blah blah blah

Blah indeed. Like your little tale about a terrible girl you work with that must 'get it'.
Don't you know anything about anything?
Don't you know that whenever people say (or even more laughable, write in a forum): I swear I'm going to do it (such wickedness), that those are the ones who willl never ever do such a thing.
Cause the ones who do such things don't feel the need to brag about it in nerdy forums.
cheers
m

blah blah fucking blah blahdy blah blah blah

Yeah, I thought so

andyman wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:we want proof then

you go ahead and want whatever you like, I'm sure there's all kinds of sick shit you want

Well, I'm not the one who wants their co-workers to shit their pants. Which is kinda sick to me, but thats ok. If I was the one who wanted their co-workers to shit their pants, I would probably look for a job that would give me a more positive attitude towards my co-workers and, well, life in general.

blah blah blah

Blah indeed. Like your little tale about a terrible girl you work with that must 'get it'.
Don't you know anything about anything?
Don't you know that whenever people say (or even more laughable, write in a forum): I swear I'm going to do it (such wickedness), that those are the ones who willl never ever do such a thing.
Cause the ones who do such things don't feel the need to brag about it in nerdy forums.
cheers
m

Y'know, some people would take this as a challenge and go ahead with it.

with what? the ex lax? I made it prety clear that I fully intend on doing this tommorrow. I could give a shit what this twitterbug has to say about it one way or another.

Marsupialized wrote:

andyman wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:we want proof then

you go ahead and want whatever you like, I'm sure there's all kinds of sick shit you want

Well, I'm not the one who wants their co-workers to shit their pants. Which is kinda sick to me, but thats ok. If I was the one who wanted their co-workers to shit their pants, I would probably look for a job that would give me a more positive attitude towards my co-workers and, well, life in general.

blah blah blah

Blah indeed. Like your little tale about a terrible girl you work with that must 'get it'.
Don't you know anything about anything?
Don't you know that whenever people say (or even more laughable, write in a forum): I swear I'm going to do it (such wickedness), that those are the ones who willl never ever do such a thing.
Cause the ones who do such things don't feel the need to brag about it in nerdy forums.
cheers
m

Y'know, some people would take this as a challenge and go ahead with it.

with what? the ex lax? I made it prety clear that I fully intend on doing this tommorrow. I could give a shit what this twitterbug has to say about it one way or another.

I know. I was just picking a hole in his theory.

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:I have decided this terrible girl I work with must get it.
She has a bottle of aspirin she leaves on the counter and every day she takes a few before work, I see her do it every day.
I am going in there and switching the aspirin with laxatives before work tomorrow. Taking all the aspirin out of the bottle and putting the ex lax pills in, I think she won;t notice.
I swear I am going to do it, I already purchased the ex lax.
I hope she shits right in her pants in front of everyone. I hope it's the most embarrassing day of her life.
This is going to be good.
She'll wish she never crossed me.

Revenge fantasies of the impotent?

it's spelled 'important' and it's no fantasy, she's getting it
it's all mapped out

For fuck's sake film it somehow this time, Sup. The excellent red shirt guys at Starbucks story left us frustrated for more. Well, most of us. Also, how is she gonna not notice different pills in her bottle/hand ?

m.koren wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

dimpfelmoser wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:I have decided this terrible girl I work with must get it.
She has a bottle of aspirin she leaves on the counter and every day she takes a few before work, I see her do it every day.
I am going in there and switching the aspirin with laxatives before work tomorrow. Taking all the aspirin out of the bottle and putting the ex lax pills in, I think she won;t notice.
I swear I am going to do it, I already purchased the ex lax.
I hope she shits right in her pants in front of everyone. I hope it's the most embarrassing day of her life.
This is going to be good.
She'll wish she never crossed me.

Revenge fantasies of the impotent?

it's spelled 'important' and it's no fantasy, she's getting it
it's all mapped out

For fuck's sake film it somehow this time, Sup. The excellent red shirt guys at Starbucks story left us frustrated for more. Well, most of us. Also, how is she gonna not notice different pills in her bottle/hand ?

she's a fat pig, she does not look at what she eats she just slurps it up.
I've been watching her every day and I notice she dosen't look at the pills, she is always talking and she shakes them out and just pops them in her mouth. Plus if they are all the same pill in the bottle, I doubt she'd notice.
I can't film it, I'll figure something out.

burun wrote:My mom lives in Yonkers. I feel for ya, Steve.

Go to Coney Island.

I was thinking about doing that...maybe take some photographs.

My cousin called me and told me I could go hang out with her in Manhattan for most of my stay, and she's pretty cool so the trip probably won't be a loss in the least.

Marsupialized, you're such a little pussy.

Instead of having it out with this woman for whatever your beef is with her, you're going to secretly trick her into shitting her pants. Sneaky like a little bitch afraid to get caught.

How about you screw up what little courage you have and tell her what your problem is and deal with the consequences like a non-chickenshit real man.

Unless your only real problem with her is that she's fat and doesn't seem to mind. In which case, yeah, I guess you don't really have a problem to sort out, but still feel like harrassing and humiliating someone for no reason. In that case, you have no options that aren't little-chickenshit-bitch-like.

I await your trip report.