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steve wrote:Marsupialized, you're such a little pussy.

Instead of having it out with this woman for whatever your beef is with her, you're going to secretly trick her into shitting her pants. Sneaky like a little bitch afraid to get caught.

How about you screw up what little courage you have and tell her what your problem is and deal with the consequences like a non-chickenshit real man.

Unless your only real problem with her is that she's fat and doesn't seem to mind. In which case, yeah, I guess you don't really have a problem to sort out, but still feel like harrassing and humiliating someone for no reason. In that case, you have no options that aren't little-chickenshit-bitch-like.

I await your trip report.


For your information, I have warned this woman time and time again that if she continues to fuck with me she's in for it.
She says 'I'm not scared, do your worst' and continues to fuck with me.

It would have made more sense to ask first what she did to fuck with me than to come out with all that bullshit right off the bat but let me explain....

This chick has been working for my company for 15 years, she's worked in pretty much every city there is to work in.
Basically she gets into a city, everyone hates her and she leaves and starts over ina new one.

She's fat as hell and lazy as fuck. She is the type who gets away with being lazy because she walks around constantly yapping about how hard she works and how little everyone else works. She goes behind people's backs and makes shit up and tells the higher ups to make herself look good. That type. The worst kind of co-worker that exists.

Now I am good friends with one of the higher ups. He comes at me one day and says that she went to the big boss and said she saw me with her own two eyes stealing some tools. She said I bragged about stealing these tools to her. I had almost no dealings with this woman before this, I maybe talked to her once or twice. She randomly picked me, I guess.
Ok, fuck that. I bought my own tools I don't get anywhere near their tools and there are no tools missing. I confront her alone and she basically tells me 'fuck you, I've been with this company for a long time and you aren't shit' and walks off.
I have to go through a big investigation, it's a bunch of bullshit. I don't wanna have to sit there and talk to the uptight cocksucker who runs the place and have to answer questions about some shit that never happened.

I tell her don't ever come near me and if she fucks with me again I'll fuck with her and she won't like it. She threatens to go to the bosses and tell them I threatened her.

So few days go by and I get my check and it's short as fuck. I go to payroll and after sitting there for an hour after I got off, instead of going home I am there trying to figure this shit out.
I finally figure out that woman has submitted paperwork that makes it look like she worked for me on three of my days.
Holy fucking shit.
I bring this to everyone's attention, she says it was a mistake and that I had agreed to switch with her but then we didn't;t end up doing it.
I show everyone that I did not sign these papers and she is trying to rip me and the company off. They do nothing, they buy her story...the same story that makes me look bad for not switching with her after I said I would, which never happened.....and I will get my check in two weeks.

I warn her again, she says she's going to get me fired. She says she dosen;t like me and I won't be here much longer. Just like that.
I want to murder this woman.

Now I go in and see my assignments.
basically there's runs, some are really hard and some are really light.
They rotate everyone around so it's fair.
All of a sudden I am on the hard one every single day.
I ask why after about a week straight. Oh she says she can't push planes off that gate and you are the only one who knows how to so you have to do it.
Then they switched it so a different run is the hard one, all of a sudden she has no problem at all doing the one she said she couldn;t for the past 2 weeks....now the one she can't do is the new heavy one...and I get to do it every single day.

I have built up a hatred for this woman the likes of which I have never experienced before.

She says 'do your worst' the ex lax thing is pretty minor all things considered but ti sure will make me laugh
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Holy fuck. She's one part child, one part lazy bitch, and at least two parts psychopath. How could it get this far without one of you two being fired (if they ever believed her ) ? Strong union or something ?
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

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m.koren wrote:Holy fuck. She's one part child, one part lazy bitch, and at least two parts psychopath. How could it get this far without one of you two being fired (if they ever believed her ) ? Strong union or something ?


NO union.
They don't really buy her shit, they just kind of ignore her. She's so wacked out that they just kind of leave her alone and won;t fuck with her because she gets so loud and nuts when she thinks anyone else there is doing less work than her.
Most of our managers are very weak, so they just give her easy shit to do so they dont have to deal with it.
It's a terrible situation for everyone.
EVERYONE hates her.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:
m.koren wrote:Holy fuck. She's one part child, one part lazy bitch, and at least two parts psychopath. How could it get this far without one of you two being fired (if they ever believed her ) ? Strong union or something ?


NO union.
They don't really buy her shit, they just kind of ignore her. She's so wacked out that they just kind of leave her alone and won;t fuck with her because she gets so loud and nuts when she thinks anyone else there is doing less work than her.
Most of our managers are very weak, so they just give her easy shit to do so they dont have to deal with it.
It's a terrible situation for everyone.
EVERYONE hates her.


Sorry to hear. One would think that anyone above her rank would can her ass pronto. If it fits in the can, that is.
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

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m.koren wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
m.koren wrote:Holy fuck. She's one part child, one part lazy bitch, and at least two parts psychopath. How could it get this far without one of you two being fired (if they ever believed her ) ? Strong union or something ?


NO union.
They don't really buy her shit, they just kind of ignore her. She's so wacked out that they just kind of leave her alone and won;t fuck with her because she gets so loud and nuts when she thinks anyone else there is doing less work than her.
Most of our managers are very weak, so they just give her easy shit to do so they dont have to deal with it.
It's a terrible situation for everyone.
EVERYONE hates her.


Sorry to hear. One would think that anyone above her rank would can her ass pronto. If it fits in the can, that is.


it makes no sense she threatens to quit and for some reason they talk her out of it.
I have no idea why, nobody does.
She's a real terror, just a black cloud on everyone's day every day.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Good lord, Marsupialized, this woman definitely sounds like she deserves to be fucked with. Your idea sounds like a terrific one, but if you do that, I think that she will be sure to find out that you did it. You may lose your job.

Instead, I would support doing ALL of the following:

* Popping a little air-hole in her tire so that she runs late for work the next morning. She'll have no idea you did that one, and even if she has a hunch, she could never prove it.

* Instead of putting laxatives in the jar, why don't you just steal it and she'll think that the jar is lost for that day? That way, she'll have to go through the entire day with a pounding headache. Kinda funny, and not too severe. Better yet, put caffeine pills in there and make the headache even worse. She tortures you. She deserves a little retribution.

* If she has a chair or something that she sits on, loosen some of the screws so that the chair eventually collapses. She'll have no idea that it wasn't her large girth that collapsed it, and she'll be too embarrassed to bring the issue up or confront anyone.

The great thing about these little tricks is that she'll never be able to catch you or blame you for anything, and she might just get mad enough--after all, she'll definitely suspect you of these things--that she'll ask for a transfer to another location.

Problem solved!
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NerblyBear wrote:* If she has a chair or something that she sits on, loosen some of the screws so that the chair eventually collapses. She'll have no idea that it wasn't her large girth that collapsed it, and she'll be too embarrassed to bring the issue up or confront anyone.


this image in my head is making me laugh very very hard
you have to undersatnd she's about 350 lbs, this would be fantastic
I bet she couldnt get up, she'd just wiggle around kicking the air like a turtle on it's back
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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