hope nobody already wrote this, but, here goes...

in the episode where Marge and Nelson are buddies, Marge sees Nelson's fucked up teeth and says something about he needs to go see a dentist. He's like "den...tist?" She says "it's like a doctor, for your teeth" and he replies "a doctor for your teeth?!?! What's next, a lawyer for your hair???"

Barney walks into Moe's Tavern with Yoko Ono.

Moe: "Hey, Barney! What'll it be?"
Barney: "I'd like a beer, Moe!"
Yoko: "I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat"
Moe: [reaches under bar and pulls both out immediately] "Here you go".

The New York City Kwik-E-Mart is in Times Square (are you surprised? I wasn't) and you can bet your ass I am going there.

One of the other 7-11's in Queens was selling the stuff this weekend, but the one in Times Square is the full-transformation one, which is surprising because it isn't a freestanding store.

i took some photos at the one in burbank.

You look like the ectomorph version of Seth Rogen.

That is a good thing.

Anyone know the address of the Chicago one?

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Anyone know the address of the Chicago one?

6754 W. 63rd Street
Chicago, IL 60638

On a Halloween Episode, the one where Maggie has turned into an Alien and the family argue with Kang (i think its Kang) over who should have the baby and the decide to settle it by going to the Jerry Springer show.

Springer: Now we've locked Kang in a sound proof room.

Kang: I hear all!

Don't know why, this always makes me laugh loads.

slowriot wrote:

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Anyone know the address of the Chicago one?

6754 W. 63rd Street
Chicago, IL 60638

I want to try a chutney Squishee.

If you missed this Sunday's episode, you missed a good one. I've watched the Sadgasm song "Politically Incorrect" at least five times by now. TOO good!