all right, bitches. I'm getting all polite up in this bullshit.
Anybody want a postcard from S.E. Asia: pm me. I'm getting all muthafuggin manners up in this travel shit and am sending postcards for the first time in my life. So have at it.
Step one: pm bumba your address
Step two: start a betting pool
Step three: see if I manage to not be a dick for the first time in, oh, ever.
a'ight.
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2955burun wrote:...a fucking care package full of SE Asian candy and shit.
...nicotine candy?
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2956This is a composite of a few weeks:
When I first moved here, I noticed all these cock and balls drawn on every other apartment building a block south of me.
I also noticed that the Asian lobster house, which goes by the name William Ho's, had also been graffitied.
As you walk south from where we dwell, You come across a brass edifice at William Ho's.
It says William Ho's and there's a space before you see two dragons in profile view facing one another.
In the space between William Ho's and the dragons it said:
"Fresh Women"
Go past the entrance, you had the same facade but it said "clean vag".
Two weeks ago I saw this group of giggling girls wearing t-shirts that said: Got Cock" on the front and had the same cock and balls on the back with the text: Big enough."
I live in a penis obsessed place.
When I first moved here, I noticed all these cock and balls drawn on every other apartment building a block south of me.
I also noticed that the Asian lobster house, which goes by the name William Ho's, had also been graffitied.
As you walk south from where we dwell, You come across a brass edifice at William Ho's.
It says William Ho's and there's a space before you see two dragons in profile view facing one another.
In the space between William Ho's and the dragons it said:
"Fresh Women"
Go past the entrance, you had the same facade but it said "clean vag".
Two weeks ago I saw this group of giggling girls wearing t-shirts that said: Got Cock" on the front and had the same cock and balls on the back with the text: Big enough."
I live in a penis obsessed place.
Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
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2957I just started work on a screenplay. This is probably the worst idea I've ever had.
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2958burun wrote:I saw Ratatouille, and it was really, really good.
I highly recommend it, especially if you like
a) rats
b) food
c) "foodie" culture
d) all of the above
It also contains one of the most "adult" lines I have ever heard in a "kids" movie, but none of the kids I saw it with got it.
I saw the first hour of this. On a boat no less.
The first hour was really good.
Mike G.
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2959Just got home. Passed by a 7-11 that has been transformed into a Quick E Mart for the Simpsons. The manger inside was wearing an Apu nametag.
They sold Duff beer and pink donuts, I'm told.
They sold Duff beer and pink donuts, I'm told.
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2960I started a new job today. I am working alongside A 9/11 CONSIPARCY THEORIST! ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
