Kerble, you cracker.

kerble wrote:I was working at the gas station today,

You teach kids in a gas station?

Smells like pervert to me.

Rimbaud III wrote:

kerble wrote:I was working at the gas station today,

You teach kids in a gas station?

Smells like pervert to me.

No, think about it - they're two separate jobs, which is quite manageable if you don't have to sleep so much... eh, am I right?

A small bag of "kerble's little helper" now and again, aye?

Rimbaud III wrote:

kerble wrote:I was working at the gas station today,

You teach kids in a gas station?

Smells like pervert to me.

I have done this before.

I got attacked by a small bird the other day. It was flying around while chirping very angrily, and then hit it me smack on the top of my bald head. Ouch.

But that kid had protection. Me, no such luck.

BadComrade wrote:Don't forget, he was teaching them how to smoke pot.

" 'Puff-Puff-Pass', Professor."

Seen on a t-shirt at the Hilbert Firemen's picnic yesterday in Hilbert, WI:

"Git-her-drunk, then GIT-R-DONE"

Please note that the designer decided to spell out "her" and not shorten it to "R," lest the subtle intricacies of this deft humor go unnoticed.

The shirt was incredibly faded and worn, implying that this was this dude's favorite shirt. Or only shirt.

burun wrote:

kerble wrote:I slid the paper towel out of the little ziplock baggie and opened it up AND IT WAS CRACK.

I am gonna do something I have never done.

I was walking down the street and I saw a little ziplock baggie-the littliest one you can get--it was full of a white powder. I picked it up 'cause some kid could have found it. It was that little. I was rolling it in my fingers and the baggie broke open and I smushed it like a bug on the ground. I hope it wasn't Heroin.

My day thus far:
Alarm doesn't go off. Jump out of bed, go to feed cat and there was no kitty crackers, hop in shower, get dressed, run to servo and get kitty food, run back home and get cold stares from my cat, feed cat, miss my bus, walk to work in rain, glug down a coffee, glug down another coffee.

But it's friday!
woooo!