Hahahaaa Not Crap. Well, normally the genre of energy drinks I find fairly retarded, but this is admittedly tasty stuff. And it's got alcohol in it!


Sparks Black is ass, though

Part of me says this stuff is shit, as I really hate sweetish alcoholic drinks, but the other part of me says, nah, its an alright drink to start out on before you get to where ever you're going.

When I first moved to Atlanta, everyone I knew drank fucking Sparks...gals and guys alike.

Fuck that shit. Gives me heart burn and fucking ORANGE MOUTH. Ever go to make out with a broad who just powerbombed six Sparks? Mouth looks like Chester Cheetah blew a load in there.

Red Bull and Vodka if you must,

Old Crow and coffee if you please. BE A FUCKING MAN.

Budweiser's jumping on the bandwagon...

http://www.budextra.com/landing.html

I can't wait till they come out with a mass produced version of that codeine cough syrup liqour everyone's drinkin' down south in a can, that's what I'm waiting for

Steve V. wrote: Old Crow and coffee if you please. BE A FUCKING MAN.

i have only officially met a few people on this board.

One of these people bought a whole flat of this horrendous crap.

I still found this cat amiable.

Sparks is fucking CRAP.

Like taking Smartees Candy and mixing it with Malt Beverage.

Fuck right off.

It tastes like I'm gonna have a bad night.

DrAwkward wrote:Why did the kerbled thread get bumped when the original is linked in the second post?

Poor Horsewhip. Still no love for his poll after three years.

I'm crying on the inside.

No, wait. That's the Sparks hangover from last night.