Yeah, I know that energy drinks are bullshit. I hate Red Bull and the one or two other nasty concoctions I've sampled.

Yeah, I know the pretty blue bottle has little bumps on it and resembles a futuristic dildo.

Yeah, I know it's totally idiotic to pay over two dollars for a "soft drink," no matter how much caffeine it has in it.

Yeah, I realize it's called Bawls.

Nevertheless, I am totally addicted to this delicious drink.

Anybody with me?

I don't remember there being an energy drink.
I do remember when you could get Bawls in a blue bottle that was lumpy.
I have seen this red can.
I prefer the blue Bawls...

What have you done with the real Brett?

Please return him immediately.

Not a fan, dosen't tatse very good to me

I like Bawls.

I've never had Bawls, but I love Rockstar.

I haven't had Bawls fo about 8 years, but I like another form of caffiene ingestion AND it's called Bawls, which affords for comments like "ugh I'm so thirsty, I could really go for some bawls," or "bawls taste OK but I like bawls for the pick-me-up". As long as you use the plural form verbs with bawls you win.

Soo Bawls

Geeky sexual power

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