Either I am going to touch myself or order some cable porn. Then I'll mix my first rock opera in a g string and scuba gear, all mic'd up.

The only reason I don't make more the post is girly say "you come to bed, NOW?" -0 so I do! (Rum is finish)

P.s. Just watch 'Capote' and is good film.

..and motherfucker overseas dood rip me off $33.55 eBay but never mail Chrome original "Read Only Memory" recoprd, but I bitch to the PayPal on telephone and receives courtesy credit of the $10 - so is someimtes to bitch on phone and get something more than the ntohings.

I'm drunk but I don't think it's a good idea to post anything while I am. So I won't.

I'm always smoking when I drink. I told myself I would quit that. tonight, I was walking back from the bars and two guys asked me if I smoked marb reds. I said "hell yeah" then they gave me almost a whole pack. I was only expecting one. just gave me the rest of the pack... I don't know... I guess I haven't quit "weekend" smoking yet.

My giirlfriend of almost four years and I broke up three weeks ago and sh'es already been whoring around. She was a slut before we got together and I shouldnt be surpirsed that shes a slut when were broken up. Weve been nice to each other since the break up and I'm usually pretty cool with exgirlfriends doing whatever they want with their sex lives when were broken up, or, hell, even when were together if theyre safe about it and honest about it. I know monogamy's unreasonble and I'm not going to stop anyone who wants a sundae on top of plain ice cream every now and then, but what bothers me this time is she so blatently lies about everything. Not everything- she lies about her emotions regarding other people. Like shell tell me (without me asking or caring) that some guy was hitting on her and gave her his number and she wasnt interested and that makes me immediately skeptical because I know she wouldnt bother telling me if it wasnt a big deal and if she wasnt interested, so what that really means is "some guy was hitting on me and gave me his number and I'm going to call him later and maybe fuck him". Shes been pulling shit like this for the past few weeks and I finally checked her email (its not like youve never done it) and shes been screwing every guy east of the rockies. I'm so disgusted by her and the mental picture of her being fucked by some stranger in a bar bathroom made me lose all sexual interest in her. This shouldnt tear me up as much as it does. it might not if it was just one or even two men, but christ, what a fucking whore. A couple of weeks ago, I considered this break up more of a break than anything and based on how cool we had been with each other and based on how well I know her, she felt the same way about it and was planning on getting back together with me in time. but now I know what this was about. She wanted to have sex with as many people as possible before she got too old and we ended up getting married and having kids or some shit and instead of being an adult and saying 'I love you and I want to be with you, but I want to sleep with somebody else because fucking the same person for the rest of your life can become too routine and I think sleeping with another man would be a good break from us and maybe even make our sex life a little better in time', instead of saying that, she had to play stupid tricks to get us to break up and then become a piece of meat. Fuck that. I can never touch her again and who knows what disease shes contracted. I dont need to get back with her only to find herpes all over my cock or aids in my blood. Im tempted to get back together with her, wrap my shit when we have sex, get her comfortable with the relationship again, then break her rotten heart. Im thinking of getting on SSRIs with sexual side affects so I lose my sex drive and have no need for women in my life. They arent as good at cooking as men are anymore so without sex theres nothing some stupis girl can add that I cant get better from my friends. Bitch didnt even like decent music.


my post while drunk posts arent as fun as yours. fuck it I dont care. I wish I was excited about scuba gear and effeminate reporters, too.

I'm not spell checking, either, so you can suck it.

mr. STay-sh,

you've reached the wits end. please go back. I didn't read the above post. I'm sure you meant every word.

You owe me a couple of commas and maybe a semi colon.

As you were.

I'm always drunk and it's funny.

All of those who went out for tipcats birthday tonight.....bump......here you go...