There is a place on Division St., just east of Damen on the north side of the street, that features bacon chocolate bars. The name of the place escapes me, but there's a shitload of glass involved. This a good food item, but like $7 each.

Similarly, there is Andy's Deli on Division St., east of the choco-bacon place referenced above, that sells you bacon sliced to your desired thickness for like $2.50/lb. They also feature some really great sausages, and a lot of people speaking an Eastern European language that I assume is Polish.

The best way to eat bacon? A bacon-egg-cheese sandwich is probably tops for me. But so long as you're eating bacon, it's tough to go wrong.

Mark Hansen wrote:Wendy's now has a sandwich called The Baconator. It is two 1/4 lb. beef patties, cheese, and 6 strips of hickory smoked bacon. And mayonnaise!
http://www.wendys.com/food/Product.jsp? ... &product=4

830 calories and 51 grams of fat.

How am I suppose to get skinny now??? FUCK YOU BACONATOR!!! FUCK YOU TO HELL!

Comet is awesome.
Seriously.

I fuckin love BACON

I will take it in any form-

BadComrade wrote:Comet's endless supply of bacon is what's awesome.

yeah its pretty great!

Le lard? Oui, c'est bon!

I'll make a bacon and pea risotto I think...

Darryl_P wrote:You know, after years and years of being a huge bacon fan, I think I have to change my stance on bacon. The more I think about it the more I realise...bacon is NOT all that nice.
Actually, the only thing I can eat from pigs now is sausages, and there's a lot that factors into that too.

I already voted not crap ages ago. I guess I still stand by my 'NOT CRAP' decision, I just wouldn't choose to eat bacon anymore.

Alright, you may ridicule me now.

Why would you think such a silly thing?

You're not going all PETA on us, are you? That wouldn't make sense, given your stance on sausage.

You are dead to me now.

Darryl, I have a cure for this condition.

Buy a plane ticket to Portland OR.
Hail a taxi to downtown.
Go to Voodoo Doughnut.
Order the maple syrup glazed doughnut with the bacon on top.
Yes, you heard me correctly.
Consume this doughnut.
You will be cured.

While you're there, oggle the cute, doughnut loving, semi-goth girls, look at the signed poster on the wall from Rod Stewart - would be lame, except he signed it "every picture tells a story, doughnut" (nice one) - and buy the special lady in your life a t-shirt or a pair of panties that says "the magic is in the hole."

Fly home and start you new life as a normal, bacon loving citizen.

No charge for this advice.
Happy to help, sir.

-A

alex maiolo wrote: "every picture tells a story, doughnut"

The co-owner/co-founder of this joint, Tres Shannon, threatened for a number of years to open a place and call it just that. He is a live band karaoke maestro with a Randy-of-the-Redwoods vibe.

A visit should cure baconaysayers post-haste.

-Also-

For dinner on Tuesday, I had a BLT that had goat cheese on the toast. Motherfucker it was good.

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