today at arby's
small girl, about four years old, screaming "SHUT UP BITCH!" with glee.
the father just gave up after a few minutes.
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12I was standing in front of a bar and this guy in a miata pulls up with the top down and as he parks this bum walks by and says "Faggot Car"!
Classic!
Classic!
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13tbone wrote:Yesterday, while entering Trader Joe's with my girlfriend, a 40-ish soccer mom kind of woman leaving the store loudly said to her friend "SO I'M AT THE GYNECOLOGIST..." just as they were walking past us, and I sort of went "BAH!" and recoiled in horror. The woman saw me do this, got all embarrassed, and shut up, at least until she got out of earshot from us.
It was great.
I was driving behind an SUV on the ramp to the parking lot at the Trader Joe's on Clybourn. The woman driving it threw a candy wrapper out of the window. I retrieved it, and after parking, walked up to her and said, "here, you dropped this." She was mortified.
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14DNA Concept wrote:In a university computer lab, conducted between two individuals whose tanned skin had the appearance and consistency of a chestnut-brown naugahyde recliner:
Guy: Hey man. You just got back?
Girl: Yesterday. Loved it, just lay out and tanned allllll day.
Guy: What're you using, if I may ask?
Girl: Sure. I start with the Hawaiian Tropic 8, the oil, and after a couple of days, when I've got a good base going, I dial it down to the Hawaiian Tropic 4. And 20 on the face, of course.
Guy: 20 on the face? Why 20 on the face?
Girl: You only have one face.
That's why she's in a university computer lab. She's smart.
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".
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16Over heard in a lift today -
"Yeah, but you know her sister is an albino right??"
...for some reason this made me choke on my coffee and their conversation stopped.
"Yeah, but you know her sister is an albino right??"
...for some reason this made me choke on my coffee and their conversation stopped.
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17Overheard 10 min. ago when passing two middle aged women.
I want more information! Who and why? Were they talking about Paris Hilton? If so, then yes I agree. Hanging should be brought back. Fair punishment for being irritating, greedy, spoiled, rich, a bitch, and easily ignorable. Wait a minute, I disagree. Hanging is bad.
...well that's why they should bring back hanging...
I want more information! Who and why? Were they talking about Paris Hilton? If so, then yes I agree. Hanging should be brought back. Fair punishment for being irritating, greedy, spoiled, rich, a bitch, and easily ignorable. Wait a minute, I disagree. Hanging is bad.
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18A few weeks ago while walking by the Starbucks at Division and Hermitage I overheard a Trixie on her cell phone saying,
"This is why I didn't want to do business with you in the first place Jackie! Have him look at the fucking proposal and get back to me!"
Then she hung up and walked into Starbucks. I felt sorry for whatever poor barista had to make her triple non fat no whip grande orange caramel mocha with an extra flavor shot.
"This is why I didn't want to do business with you in the first place Jackie! Have him look at the fucking proposal and get back to me!"
Then she hung up and walked into Starbucks. I felt sorry for whatever poor barista had to make her triple non fat no whip grande orange caramel mocha with an extra flavor shot.
it's not the length, it's the gersch
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19nu-tra wrote:I was standing in front of a bar and this guy in a miata pulls up with the top down and as he parks this bum walks by and says "Faggot Car"!
Classic!
was he talking about KIT?
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
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20On the train yesterday, I overheard a woman on her cell phone telling a friend that she might get suspended from work for some computer-related hyjinx.
Apparently, she had put a VBA macro into her co-worker Janice's Microsoft Word document that injected "Happy Birthday, Janice" in big letters into every page Janice sent to print.
Of course it was Janice's birthday, and she'd created the tiny program as a harmless prank, but Janice became terrified and the entire office ended up in an uproar, worried that a harmful virus was going to eat all their files.
She was on the verge of tears as she explained how her boss raked her over the coals for like 2 hours in his office and how she may lose her job over this.
Apparently, she had put a VBA macro into her co-worker Janice's Microsoft Word document that injected "Happy Birthday, Janice" in big letters into every page Janice sent to print.
Of course it was Janice's birthday, and she'd created the tiny program as a harmless prank, but Janice became terrified and the entire office ended up in an uproar, worried that a harmful virus was going to eat all their files.
She was on the verge of tears as she explained how her boss raked her over the coals for like 2 hours in his office and how she may lose her job over this.