Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

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davesec wrote:"water" is not a good fucking word to stick into your lyrics, it's hard to get out smoothly and with any sort of rhythm/scansion at all christ


I suggest you listen to the song "Loss Leader" by Codeine off of "The White Birch". The 'chorus' part of the song has a really stunning use of the word water. It's so beautiful that it forces you to stop and listen. Really - it's the perfect word for that part of the song.

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Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

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I just heard a song on Radio One called "She's So Lovely" by popular beat combo Scouting For Girls.

Christ's fat cock it was bad. Really, really, really, violently, horribly, disgustingly, atrociously appalling. It's the first song I've heard in a long time that has made a serious bid for Lamest Song Ever Recorded.

Hope you're feeling brave, because ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the lyrics:

Scouting for Girls wrote:I love the way she feels her clothes
I love those frekles on her nose
I love the way she plays it cool
I think that she is beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

You're funny
You're yummy
You wear tops that show a little tummy
It's easy to tease me
You never ever looked that pleased to see me

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
how we'll make it though this
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know....

I love the way she bites her lip
I love the way she shakes her hips
I love the way she makes me drool
I think that you are beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

You're funny
You're yummy
I think your daddy makes a lot of money

It's easy to tease me
She never ever looked that pleased to see me
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know....

I think that you are lovely
I think that you are beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know....


Utter dross.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this


Quite.

The worst part is that these insufferable cunts list Mark Twain and Herman Melville amongst their influences.


Fuck you, Scouting For Girls. Fuck you.
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

187
simmo wrote:I just heard a song on Radio One called "She's So Lovely" by popular beat combo Scouting For Girls.

Christ's fat cock it was bad. Really, really, really, violently, horribly, disgustingly, atrociously appalling. It's the first song I've heard in a long time that has made a serious bid for Lamest Song Ever Recorded.

Hope you're feeling brave, because ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the lyrics:

Scouting for Girls wrote:I love the way she feels her clothes
I love those frekles on her nose
I love the way she plays it cool
I think that she is beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

You're funny
You're yummy
You wear tops that show a little tummy
It's easy to tease me
You never ever looked that pleased to see me

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
how we'll make it though this
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know....

I love the way she bites her lip
I love the way she shakes her hips
I love the way she makes me drool
I think that you are beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

You're funny
You're yummy
I think your daddy makes a lot of money

It's easy to tease me
She never ever looked that pleased to see me
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know....

I think that you are lovely
I think that you are beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know....


Utter dross.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this


Quite.

The worst part is that these insufferable cunts list Mark Twain and Herman Melville amongst their influences.


Fuck you, Scouting For Girls. Fuck you.



hahahahah A+
i guarantee that the song "it's not about you" is far worse.

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