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kerble wrote:I also have the fortune cookie fortune (I ate the cookie) that said something about a "cake being assed by ryan".

I am pretty sure that you could spray paint the phrase "cake being assed by ryan" in flourescent colors on a blacklit Statue of Liberty and no one would give it a second thought.

"Oh yeah. Ryan, the cake asser. Well, there you go."

Watch your cakes, people. As far as I can tell, that guy would ass a cactus (or 'taint a camera!) for laffs, which is a very high compliment in my book.

And stay away from Ryan the Asparagus Eater.

Ryan!

Tell yr story!

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Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the chopsticks. I mean, who the hell sends out chopsticks? Salut, Ryan Carvin Rezvani, who has ordered maybe seventy-eight million chopsticks, at one point in time!

Confidential to Josef K. and others: Yes, you have missed the boat. I am sorry. However, you and others could visit iTunes, eMusic or Wtf.com and download some songs from these bands since they graciously supplied so many additional records at their expense to send to the EA freebie vampires. They get eighty-five cents on the dollar from the digitial distributor, and Roydale takes no cut of anything, so it's great! for the bands!

Confidential to internacionales: I apologize as I will not ship your records until tomorrow. So many customs forms! Sorry for lying!



Hey Bradley, no need to apologise. i just need to pay better attention.

cheers.

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Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:And stay away from Ryan the Asparagus Eater.

Ryan!

Tell yr story!


I don't want to hijack this lovely thread. I promise I will tell this story to any EA member that meets me in person and thinks to bring it up.

I will say that I have used Roydale chopsticks for campfire kindling before. And yet I still have about 2,000 more pairs. Perhaps I should just keep them on my person to give away.

I have never assed chopsticks, for the record.

that guy would ass a cactus (or 'taint a camera!) for laffs


When in Rome....
Ryan Kevin Rezvani (:u)~
Go You Sox

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Spent all of last night trying to work out how I had flooded my bathroom whilst attempting to fit a new sink. I was awake until 5am trying to work it out. Felt quite miserable when the postman woke me up at 7:30am to hand me a package. This misery instantly subsided when I opened it. I have played all three records and they are so great. My day has been transformed!

Hurrah! Thankyou Bradley and Roydale.

I can't decide where to put my sticker though.
run joe run wrote:Kerble your enthusiasm.

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