B_M_L wrote:

simmo wrote:
My father is greener than me, yet he reads The Spectator.

How is this?

This is not called being "green" it is the slippery slope of dimentia. Next your Dad will be collecting his wee in buckets and using it for showering as well as flushing the loo.

Stop him from reading the Spectator - it will only exacerbate the problems!

LOLZ

Actually my folks are green too. They compost obssesively and have had their own bore drilled for water! I haven't asked them about their flushing regime though.

I have been weeing on my feet to the total exclusion of all other receptacles for over a decade in case of stonefish attack.

As yet I have not suffered serious injury at the 'hands' of a stonefish, although on the way back from the pub the other night a couple of mackerel called me a poofter...

Champion Rabbit wrote:As yet I have not suffered serious injury at the 'hands' of a stonefish, although on the way back from the pub the other night a couple of mackerel called me a poofter...

You should have smoked those punks.

I flush everytime. I don't want to walk in and see the piss I left. I'd rather have a cleaner toilet than be "green". I'm not Kermit.

This is disgusting. You people don't flush the toilet after you go to the bathroom? Just leave it sitting there?

Why not just piss in a big bowl, then carry it over to the couch and snuggle with it while you watch TV?

I'm another flusher. Although, in light of the eco argument I don't see the harm in walking out to your garden to pee in the ditch.


A designated corner that the kids don't play in, mind you.

I am pretty green. I do plenty for the environment including driving an E85 vehicle.
My wife tried to get me to adapt to this mantra in our house and I refused. I simply explained," If you want to save water, cut 45 minutes off your morning shower."
That ended that.
I agree that piss sticks up your bathroom. You might as well piss on the carpet.

Say you follow this mantra... when it comes to number twos, what about splashback? Do you put a layer of paper down, thus creating a protective layer but undermining the whole ecological reasoning behind the act, or adjust your diet, triggering a permanent diarrhetic state?

Would you Englishmen please change all of your avatars to either Double-Decker buses, British Heinz Bean cans or Watney's Red Barrel logos so we can more easily understand your posts? So we have a reference point?