garble wrote:

Tommy Alpha wrote:

zom-zom wrote:Would you Englishmen please change all of your avatars to either Double-Decker buses, British Heinz Bean cans or Watney's Red Barrel logos so we can more easily understand your posts? So we have a reference point?

Only if all you colonial types change yours to Slim Pickens riding the bomb at the end of Dr. Strangelove


Deal?

So, lets see, Mr. Bean, D. Beckham, P. Diana, Bono, The Queen,
vs.
say, P. Hilton, Randy Johnson, Anna Nicole, M. Jackson, Dick Cheney

hmmm.

No, it's Johnny Cash vs. Lonnie Donegan.

The first time I read this mantra was in a toilet of a not-long-opened large communal squat in east London, with the explanation as for why you should follow it also written on the sign; rather than being about environmental concerns, it was more to do with the fact that the water board would base their assessment of how much to charge the occupants for their water usage in future quarter-of-a-year periods on how much water they used in the first year. I've never heard at any other time whether this is how the water companies work, in London or elsewhere, but I've never looked into it.

There's something to be said for not flushing at night if people are sleeping right next to the bathroom, unless it's poo.

I prefer to not smell piss emanating from a machine designed to remove it, but there's more than one reason to let it "mellow" than the green issue. Of course, if your issue is green, see a doctor. One whose name rhymes with green.

John C3 wrote:One whose name rhymes with green.

If greenne yor wee be,
A saw-bones ye shoulde see?

Champion Rabbit wrote:

John C3 wrote:One whose name rhymes with green.

If greenne yor wee be,
A saw-bones ye shoulde see?

Or iffe yore stoole be shades of grasse,
take a strimmre to yore asse.

John C3 wrote:

Champion Rabbit wrote:

John C3 wrote:One whose name rhymes with green.

If greenne yor wee be,
A saw-bones ye shoulde see?

Or iffe yore stoole be shades of grasse,
take a strimmre to yore asse.

Iffe yore turdes be darkest blacke,
it's tyme to cutt the Guinness backe.

night_tools wrote:

John C3 wrote:

Champion Rabbit wrote:

John C3 wrote:One whose name rhymes with green.

If greenne yor wee be,
A saw-bones ye shoulde see?

Or iffe yore stoole be shades of grasse,
take a strimmre to yore asse.

Iffe yore turdes be darkest blacke,
it's tyme to cutt the Guinness backe.

Britest orang yore egges do poure?
Bewarre thee product of Ahmed's Tandoor.

night_tools wrote:

John C3 wrote:

Champion Rabbit wrote:

John C3 wrote:One whose name rhymes with green.

If greenne yor wee be,
A saw-bones ye shoulde see?

Or iffe yore stoole be shades of grasse,
take a strimmre to yore asse.

Iffe yore turdes be darkest blacke,
it's tyme to cutt the Guinness backe.

Yore poohe be a drybbling ryvver of alien umber,
Fryde chicken from thy diet must ye stryke asunder!

Rimbaud III wrote:

night_tools wrote:

John C3 wrote:

Champion Rabbit wrote:

John C3 wrote:One whose name rhymes with green.

If greenne yor wee be,
A saw-bones ye shoulde see?

Or iffe yore stoole be shades of grasse,
take a strimmre to yore asse.

Iffe yore turdes be darkest blacke,
it's tyme to cutt the Guinness backe.

Yore poohe be a drybbling ryvver of alien umber,
Fryde chicken from thy diet must ye stryke asunder!

And when yore flowe doth fade to greye,
Yore inne Visage; goe awaye.

John C3 wrote:
And when yore flowe doth fade to greye,
Yore inne Visage; goe awaye.

A+++

hahaha!

i do this at home. never knew it was a widely known practice. NOT CRAP!