This thread makes me want to go to a strip club tonight for some reason

Marsupialized wrote:This thread makes me want to go to a strip club tonight for some reason

That's probably because Chinese Elephant Man's head looks like a giant ballsack.

Colonel Panic wrote:A story like this is emotionally tough to deal with, so we distance ourselves by making fun. It's an excuse, but it doesn't make it right.

Hokay, Dr. Phil.

Colonel Panic wrote:A story like this is emotionally tough to deal with, so we distance ourselves by making fun. It's an excuse, but it doesn't make it right.

Cheesus, John. Buzzkillit.

caix wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:This thread makes me want to go to a strip club tonight for some reason

That's probably because Chinese Elephant Man's head looks like a giant ballsack.

no, it's because the wheelchair.
Ever go to a strip club in a wheelchair? It's fucking gold, man they can't get enough of that shit

No really. When I first read this, I felt really sorry for the guy but after thinking about it for awhile, I just had to make a joke.

Did you notice how happy the other patients were to meet him? You could almost hear them thinking, "Hell, standing next to this guy, I don't feel so bad."

Marsupialized wrote:So when religious people see something like this, what do they think?
I mean, how can they explain why god would do such a thing to someone?

Aliens, did this man. Fuckin' aliens.

dude looks like a francis bacon painting.

Why the long face?

Colonel Panic wrote:He needs a new nickname...

"Chinese Elephant Man" just doesn't cut it. I propose "Teabag"

i think we should start calling you 'crap neckbeard guy'