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Ever rub one out at work?

1 by ben_Archive
So yesterday at work I was in the stall and found that someone had left a jerk-off mag in there. I'll admit that I did flip through, but stopped short of flogging myself. Just too fucking weird. Ever do this?
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Ever rub one out at work?

5 by STF_Archive
Last few times in the bathroom a floor below and on the opposite end of the building in a little-used handicap stall. Thinking about a sexy co-worker. Probably fewer than ten times in my whole working life, and not in over eight months.

What the fuck am I admitting this for?

Anyway, I would imagine that people find opportunities to "rub one out" under lots of cirumstances.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.

Ever rub one out at work?

6 by charliedontsurf_Archive
STF wrote:Anyway, I would imagine that people find opportunities to "rub one out" under lots of cirumstances.

Yeah, but having an orgasm on the clock is more special. It is like being a hooker, but more antisocial and without ever getting smacked around by a pimp.
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Ever rub one out at work?

7 by STF_Archive
It occurs to me that today I read through many threads on this message board. I read about things like Lolita and creative writing and Bad Brains, all topics I care about, and have opinions on, some perhaps thoughtful and interesting, but didn't post a reply. And yet I post on this one.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.

Ever rub one out at work?

8 by STF_Archive
charliedon'tsurf wrote: Yeah, but having an orgasm on the clock is more special. It is like being a hooker, but more antisocial and without ever getting smacked around by a pimp.


That's one way of looking at it. Sometimes its a good way to relax and waste time on the clock, like a nice long, leisurely crap with the New York Times crossword. But mostly I just couldn't wait to get home.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.
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