"Cheese Dick" - Pretty self explanatory, but basically anything remotely inane and or stupidly useless actions.

Spoon Tea ~ Hot broad

At the funeral home, if a body has been really badly traumatized, or dead for too long, we characterize them as "unviewable."

Likewise, if any of us are out together and see a woman who is not up to our standards, beauty-wise.........."unviewable."

Pretty bad, I know.

Wingwalking: Going from one relationship to another without ever being single.

The secret to not falling off a plane when wingwalking is to never lose contact- always be touching the plane with one limb or another.

This also applies to people joining bands as they are leaving bands.

"Try not to drink the vodka" - be on your best behavior; don't be your usual obnoxious self


First said at the post-tournament bankquet at the insanely debaucherous golf tournament I play in every year. One buddy was particularly loaded after going to the bar and immediately loading up on vodka tonics, one after the other. He was barely contained, heckling speech-givers and just generally making a mess of himself and his surrounding area. At some point, a speaker said, "Try not to be an asshole" to which he quickly replied in a much too loud and slurred voice, essentially saying it was too late, "Try not to drink the vodka!"

So if we have to meet a buddy's grandmother for the first time or go somewhere nice to eat, it's our common admonishment, "Try not to drink the vodka, okay?"

If you have to poop real bad you have a "turtle". This is also known as "touching cloth".
If you don't make it in time you have "shitem".
A woman who is puffy between the stomach and vag has a "gunt".
The game rock, paper, scissors is called "ro sham bo".

These all come from my husband and his friends.

pestmeat wrote:If you have to poop real bad you have a "turtle". This is also known as "touching cloth".
If you don't make it in time you have "shitem".
A woman who is puffy between the stomach and vag has a "gunt".
The game rock, paper, scissors is called "ro sham bo".

These all come from my husband and his friends.

We've used all these. "Touching cloth" is a particular favorite.

Noouk = Milk
The Babes = Any and all of my animals when referring to them individually
Shump = Shit, crap etc..
Dobber = TV remote
Corporation Pop = Water
Mashin = Making a cup of Tea

Walking - the act of traveling by foot
Cigarette - finely ground tobacco wrapped in paper; for smoking
Penis - The male organ used for urination and sex
Precipitation - the falling to earth of any form of water
Hood - short for neighbourhood
Wanker - term of abuse for a masturbator



Sorry to be a wanker (see above) but an awful lot of these posts are not personal slang. They're just words and terms that all (young) English speakers use.


The rest are very funny though.

instead of "turtle" or "touching cloth", I always say "crowning".
"I can see the head, Doctor!"