you wouldn't pay to see Duran Duran poison Phil Collins?
are you fucking with me?
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3722burun wrote:llllllllllllllllllllllll wrote:burun wrote:Spent most of the day attempting to write a "country" song.
The lyrics aren't a problem, as the subject is pretty well-trodden territory (long distance pining, drinking, etc. ad nauseam infinitum) but writing a tune? Fucking hell.
Brett, do you do consultations? Help a bitch out here.
are you writing on an acoustic guitar? this helps.
My sad, shameful confession:
I never, ever write songs on guitar.
I've never written a song around lyrics either.
So this is an extra challenging challenge.
I tend to write country tune type things on my electric, nice bass-y shit but I am shit with words....[i]We[i] should do a country band!
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".
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3723kerble wrote:you wouldn't pay to see Duran Duran poison Phil Collins?

Only if they all got arrested, tried, convicted and duly executed afterward.
Justice must be served, after all.
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3724The four giant crows from the swamp have taken over the birdbath.
Now I have to re-fill it.
Now I have to re-fill it.
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3725Redline wrote:The four giant crows from the swamp have taken over the birdbath.
Now I have to re-fill it.
Can't you just, I don't know, shoot 'em?
Mike G.
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3726Can't you just, I don't know, shoot 'em?
They keep the rabbits manageable.
If I shot the crows, I'd have to eventually shoot the rabbits, and I don't want to kill bunnies.
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3727Do they talk?
I read that some Crows can talk.
I read that some Crows can talk.
run joe run wrote:Kerble your enthusiasm.
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3728cesb wrote:Can't you just, I don't know, shoot 'em?
What? And risk an attack? I think they are best left alone. Redline shouldn't even even look in their direction. They probably already got their eye on him after his little voyeuristic snapshots.
Jon
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3729Great article. It is The Birds.
..I feed the crows treats on occasion - they know better than to attack me.
..I feed the crows treats on occasion - they know better than to attack me.
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3730Redline wrote:Can't you just, I don't know, shoot 'em?
They keep the rabbits manageable.
If I shot the crows, I'd have to eventually shoot the rabbits, and I don't want to kill bunnies.
just masturbate more. eventually god will get around to killing your specific bunnies.