http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

i didn't think it was possible to get any better - it did.

wtf?

I'm trying to figure out if I recognize that street with the Spin Cycle and the Supermercado.

Wait, R. Kelly let a white guy look him in the eye?

Is that for real(z)?

Wow, what a laughable piece of garbage.

welcome to the world of kells if this is the first you're hearing of this.

you also owe it to yourself to start from chapter one and watch the absurd unfold.

this is just the latest escapade proving he's from a different planet.









a sex planet.




r. kelly = smoove b

nick92675 wrote:you also owe it to yourself to start from chapter one and watch the absurd unfold.

That's not something I have any interest in doing.

I've only been able to get through like the first 5 of these things on youtube, but they are surely unintentional comedic gold.

That first one, towards the end of the song, he rhymes closet with closet approximately 10 times.

Then he stops and looks at the CLOSET!
And he starts walkin' towards the CLOSET!
Then he stops just outside the CLOSET!
And then opens up the door to the CLOSET!
And I'm buggin I'm like what am I gonna do here in the CLOSET!!!


And then I draw my barretta!

So great.

Man, fuck R. Kelly and fuck all the hipsters who keep this shit up.

Yes, he's insane.

Yes, he's pure id.

No, that does not make his music good. It makes it the same shit as it always was. This is the man who penned "I Believe I Can Fly." His music is boring, flimsy, devoid of content, and just fucking shitty.

"Trapped In The Closet" is the same shitty song over and over and over. I would not want to listen to that song even once, I certainly do not want to listen to it 20 times in a row.

If he thinks he's being funny and ironic, he can go fuck himself, because he's still bad. If he actually takes himself seriously I feel immense pity for him, but he can still go fuck himself.

Someone needs a hug!