You guys worry about clothes a lot. Just sayin'.

(full disclosure: I long to cockpunch a "man" in a "popped" collar)

Pop the collar. C'mon. I fucking dare you.

I can't see any of the photos, but I'm wearing a striped shirt right now. I got it for less than $4 at Target, brand new! Fuck yeah!

H-GM wrote:The gentleman donning one of these shirts is one who thinks outside of the box.

I call double-entrendre.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:This thread is very entertaining.

RANK!!!

The striped shirt
The winter beard
Pabst Blue Ribbon

Pabst. Shit gets me drunk as fuck at an affordable price and you can buy it anywhere. Well anywhere where it has not been completely consumed. Like Friday night at the Hank III show at the High Noon or the entire town of Austin, TX by Friday night at SXSW this year. We have a winner.

Winter beard is both practical for windchills and a fine excuse to be a little lazy. It goes well with the lethargy winter in the Midwest triggers. Then again so does Pabst.

The striped shirt is in third, but still alright in my book. I went not crap, but I am largely indiffrent. I got a couple I wear mainly to work with the polo type shirts horizontal orientated stripes, but they don't enrich my life in a big way or anything. The vertical stripes remind me of fashion for music industry types in their 40's who have given up on rock t-shirts.

The shirts have nothing to do with it so Not Crap.

It's the people wearing them in droves....Crap.

I have a stripe shirt or two...not one that's too obnoxious I guess, given what these cubicle hamsters are fond of wearing. And since I'm not gelling my hair, and, until it gets replaced, have a busted out crown for extra gnarly/punk/pirate points, I think I can wear one without looking some frat cunt.

I drink PBR here in Chicago, but why do that in Austin? When I lived in Austin it was all about the Lone Star.