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Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
I just want to fly Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks it to the bone

Maybe I just want to fly
I want to live I don't want to die
Maybe I just want to breath
Maybe I just don't believe
Maybe you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
I just want to fly Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks it to the bone

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I want to be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever
We're gonna live forever
Gonna live forever
Live forever
Forever

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That MSN Life Expectancy Calculator was some fun:

That MSN Life Expectancy Calculator wrote:Has your diastolic pressure (the lower figure) ever been over 90? Yes No
Over 105? Yes No

I have no idea what this might mean.

That MSN Life Expectancy Calculator also wrote:The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Weight

What, I should prolong my life by turning into a tubby female?

That MSN Life Expectancy Calculator, in all it's wisdom, wrote:The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Diet
2. Age of grandparents
3. Personality type


This will let me live to 85?
Who the hell makes up this stuff?

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Marsupialized wrote:
Mandroid2.0 wrote:
yaledelay wrote:do you smoke????

I do, and in order to reduce my life expectancy. Who wants to live to be 80?


finally someone makes some fucking sense around here



don't encourage her... she really dosen't need it, trust me, I if anyone here knows...
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.

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Mandroid2.0 wrote:
yaledelay wrote:do you smoke????

I do, and in order to reduce my life expectancy. Who wants to live to be 80?


not this guy
kurt Vonnegut wrote:"I am going to sue the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company, manufacturers of cigarettes, for a billion bucks! Starting when I was only twelve years old, I have never chain-smoked anything but unfiltered Pall Malls. And for many years now, right on the package, Brown and Williamson have promised to kill me. But I am now eighty-two. Thanks a lot, you dirty rats. "


I got 54. I win?
chuck dukowski wrote:I'm glad you asked about politics. Since I'm a bass player, I know everything about it

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Dr Thomas Perls reckons I'm gonna live to 82. That's pretty good.

MSN reckons I'm gonna live to 69. I like that one less.
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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