90...
I have no idea how my fat ass will live to 90.
Life Expectancy
4286 but that thing lies.
All of my dead grand parents lived past 90 and smoked, drank and beat cancer. My one grandmother still living is now 84 and looks like she's 70 as well as never having smoked/drank. I bet mine would be better if I knew my cholesterol/blood pressure too but I don't offhand.
All of my dead grand parents lived past 90 and smoked, drank and beat cancer. My one grandmother still living is now 84 and looks like she's 70 as well as never having smoked/drank. I bet mine would be better if I knew my cholesterol/blood pressure too but I don't offhand.
geiginni wrote:How about commemorative clock celebrating glorious anniversary of dead heros of great patriotic NASCAR?
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43The Significance of the Flossing Question
I've been consulting other web-based life expectancy calculators for second (and third, and fourth...) opinions. I have a low of 64 and a high of 75. I'm going to start flossing every day.
Couldn't hurt.
the internet wrote:11. Do you floss your teeth every day?
Recent scientific evidence reveals that chronic gum disease leads to the release of inflammatory, toxic substances and certain bacteria into the bloodstream that potentiate plaque formation in arteries and ultimately lead to heart disease. This process probably also increases the risk of stroke and accelerated aging.
I've been consulting other web-based life expectancy calculators for second (and third, and fourth...) opinions. I have a low of 64 and a high of 75. I'm going to start flossing every day.
Couldn't hurt.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.
Life Expectancy
44STF wrote: I'm going to start flossing every day.
Couldn't hurt.
it might for the first few days.
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.
Life Expectancy
4569 in the first.
68 in the second.
So once I hit 68, I'll have 2 full years in which I'll expect death to be right around every corner. I'll be like one of those geezers in a Mountain Dew commercial, jumping out of planes and surfing, knowing it's my time. Beaut.
68 in the second.
So once I hit 68, I'll have 2 full years in which I'll expect death to be right around every corner. I'll be like one of those geezers in a Mountain Dew commercial, jumping out of planes and surfing, knowing it's my time. Beaut.
Life Expectancy
46mine said I'd make it to 7 years old if I got my shit together
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
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47Woohoo! I'm going to live to 89!
Good thing they didn't ask about drugs. I really dodged a bullet on that one.
Good thing they didn't ask about drugs. I really dodged a bullet on that one.
Life Expectancy
4896.. Gives me plenty of time to be a biomedical gerontologist. Although if I ever became disabled I would probably shoot myself.
Life Expectancy
49I got to 83 years old without lying about the booze.
That's the age my grandfather lived to - spooky.
That's the age my grandfather lived to - spooky.
dude, where's my life?