Many months ago, we had an either/or with Borat vs Snakes On A Plane. Remember that? When the question arose of how the two are in any way related, this happened:

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:

horsewhip wrote:Oh, the same way Mission Of Burma and The Birthday Party are related, i.e. not at all. That's the whole point of Either/Or; comparing apples and oranges.

This mentality is fucking genius.
I can't wait for the following polls:

Killing Your Parents vs. A Nickel
Ice Cream vs. Migraines
Hate Crimes vs. Crime and the City Solution
Teddy Bears vs. Shoegazers
etc...

Are you drunk?

Now I for one found this funny as shit. I thought I'd give it some time and see if anyone as lame as I would do just that. Well congratulations to everyone on being a lot less lame than I expected. I however am not above the ludicrous. Many thanks to Christopher J. McGarvey for inspiration and make a me so laugh so hard I still laughing since November '06. So here it is.

Killing your parents vs. a nickel.

I'm not really sure how to vote on this.
Is it a matter of which is better or which is worse?

A Nickel.

Definitely.

What if your parents are into Nickelback?

DregsInTheCrowd wrote:Snakes On A Plane. Remember that?

Snakes on a what?

You know...as a grown man I've made some peace with the 'rents and have a pretty copacetic relationship with them. On holidays they send money.

Money is something that is always useful, so I would far rather have a nickel than kill my parents. And, if one were to ask me to kill my parents, it would require a far greater sum than a mere nickel. It would have to be at least a hundred times that much, and even then...

Well...my parents don't have the greatest diet in the world. Last time I went home I went through their cupboard and told them "my god, you people eat like shit monkeys." So their own ill self-attendance may do them in before I even consider doing that five dollar hit.

Killing your parents....man, the idea just makes me sad...I can't do it, and you can keep your five-spot. Dicks.

Kill your parent, no question.

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I'm not really sure how to vote on this.
Is it a matter of which is better or which is worse?

I don't know. I think, technically, it was your idea. Let's go with which one you'd prefer.

Oh, and if someone's parents are into Nickelback, I think that's more reason to not go with the nickel.

"Killing you parents over a nickel" Vs. "Killing you parents for a nickel"


no?

andyman wrote:"Killing you parents over a nickel" Vs. "Killing you parents for a nickel"


no?

I'd say include a third option "Killing Your Parents With A Nickel" - it may be just a boutique option, but fuck it