A hippie was seen crawling down some railway tracks. When asked if there was a problem, he said, "Yeah, man, can you help me off this ladder?"

jupiter wrote:Q: How do you make a hippie dance around like an idiot?





A: Wait 5 seconds.

best joke ever...

What is the difference when a deer gets hit by a car, and when a hippie gets hit by a car?



There are skid marks in front of the deer.

manwithquestion wrote:A hippie was seen crawling down some railway tracks. When asked if there was a problem, he said, "Yeah, man, can you help me off this ladder?"

i read this just before i went to bed. i couldn't sleep for an hour because i kept laughing out when i thought about the joke. easily the funniest thing i've read in a long time...

Q: What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?

A: They both shower after three periods.

ha ha ha, everybody laugh at the hippies....
Do you guys know any jokes about guys who beat up their girlfriends? Everybody hates them.

Do you guys know any jokes about guys who beat up their girlfriends? Everybody hates them.

I do not think I would enjoy that kind of joke.

Arise, Thread Witch!

jmc wrote:ha ha ha, everybody laugh at the hippies....
Do you guys know any jokes about guys who beat up their girlfriends? Everybody hates them.

Q: How many guys who beat up their girlfriends does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: How would they get into the lightbulb?

Three guys walk into a bar, a guy who beats up his girlfriend, a guy who beats up his girlfriend and a guy who beats up his girlfriend.
The bartender asks "what, is this some kind of a joke?"

Q: What do you get when you cross a "guy" with a person who beats up his girlfriend?
A: A guy who beats up his girlfriend.

Happy now?
Thanks, I'll be here all week...


-A