Goatee? These so rarely look good. Maybe 1 in a 100 actually do, the rest are CRAP.

The name tells you all you need to know:
"This beard makes you look like a goat."
Thanks, no.

CRAP

both styles:
- the George Michael Special - made to attract floosie socialite women in leather skirts and thigh-high boots. Or guys, take your pick.

- the Scott Ian Signature - complete with multicolored stripes, polkadots, braided, straight, 3- or 4-pronged; worn to advertise your love for Pantera, et al.

both crap

its all or nothing

CRAP.

The 90s baseball player goatee

The Nu-Metal bass player goatee (long version)

The Vincent Gallo

ALL CRAP

Dave Navarro says time out, guys.

Is that Navarro or Chris Cornell?

I don't mind them, especially the Ian Anderson type. I find them less annoying than all the tatoos i see people getting so they can join the "cool" people club. Don't you tattoed out folks know that they are going to look like complete shit in 25 years?

I'm gonna be alive in 25 years?.....

fuck.

The Ponytail of the 90's.

And it's 2005 almost.

Crap.

NOT CRAP when not done obnoxiously.