it's coming out the other end today! i feel better now, though.

I hate getting sick from food, for some reason I get a little freaked out when I know I'm going to puke. I get really shaky, and nervous. when it's all over I feel great though.

This is an absolutely bottomless feeling, just when you think it is over, the convulsions and expulsions begin again, Ciax, I feel your pain.

I was in the truck going down to Kenosha to start my delivery route. I took a watery crap before leaving the yard, a little out of the norm, but not out of reason as I drink enough and eat plenty of "spicy" foods to warrent an early AM squirt. About halfway to Kenosha my guts locked up and as I pulled off I immediatly hit a truck stop for relief. I spent 15 minutes puking and shitting in a disgusting bathroom, pulled myself together and drove the truck to my first delivery at UW-Parkside, where I finished emptying out in their can for another 15 minutes. I had nothing left to give, I spent the next hour dry-heaving in pain till another driver came to relieve me.

I thought I was dying at the time, turns out half the people at the surprise 40th for my mother in law the previous night were feeling the same effects.

We chalked it up on the freshly potty-trained 2 year old with bad hygene that we saw touching the food all night.

Ciax, my sympathies.

DrAwkward wrote:SHouldn't the subject of this thread read "I has a food poisoning?"

No.

It should have read, "Im in ur stummik. I can haz food poizinin."

I'M IN UR STOMACH POISONIN YOU.

Well, I think that did it. I feel back to normal.

Chocolate Rain!

turnbullac wrote:Chocolate Rain!

Ooh. Good call.

I may have dealt with this AGAIN!

Was in brew town Friday night, hooking up with some mates to ride down to Kenosha to see Life N Times, I got a veggie sammie at an eastside coffeeshop/deli. Met up with the boys and enjoyed a spectacular rock show. We got back to Milw around 2:30, I crashed at one of the guys place to ensure no late-night police encounters.

I woke up in dudes apartment around 4:00 with a shitty stomach ache that came and went in waves, spent the next two hours hating life and contemplating my next move. I gathered up my stuff and drove home at six.

This drive SUCKED!!! I live an hour away and my stomach was now cramping very badly, I wanted to puke but it was not happening. After getting home to a confused "Where have you been?" wife, I spent the next 8-10 hours writhing in pain on my bed until I eventually passed out. The remaining weekend and thusfar today has been testing my guts with white soda, crackers, and little bits of food to try and build strength.

I know there is some stomach flu going around, but this was EXTREMLY painfull. My wife is leary of the veggie sandwich on Friday night, it contained a large portion of sprouts, she is convinced that these are evil.

Anyone suffer these symptoms lately?

Flu or Food poisoning?

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