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One summer day when I was a little kid my Mother found my brother and me squashing spiders. She warned us in no uncertain terms not to kill the spiders - "When you kill a spider" she said, "you make it rain!"

This has always stuck with me - the horrible childish idea that I could kill summer by being cruel to a little animal.

In light of your post Simmo, I now know why it rains so much in this country... You're all fucking spider killers!!!

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gjhardwick wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:
simmo wrote:"I can't believe that wanker wouldn't kill it. What a wanker".


It seems they had you pegged.



gjhardwick wrote:
Dindon Shazwan wrote: " HEY, WANKER!!"



Simmo hears that a lot regardless of how often he's caught bashing one out...


Is there an echo in here???


I swear that's not the first time DRC's pulled out those links as well.

I reckon they're in his bookmarks.
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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simmo wrote:I swear that's not the first time DRC's pulled out those links as well.

I reckon they're in his bookmarks.


It may not be the 'first time' I have 'pulled out' those links, but I don't have them bookmarked. A search of general discussion for 'phone sex' only finds 53 posts, and needless to say you are prominent, sir. 'Prominent'.
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simmo wrote:hahahahaha!

Prominent

hahahaha

I am LOLing here.

What time are you getting in to town tomorrow, DRC?


'tween six and seven, I reckon. I'm staying at my Nottingham HQ: Gareth and Gordon's house, on their sensual leather settee. I'll see you down the front of I'm Being Good, unless other arrangements are made. As usual with visits to Nottingham, I'm just going to point the car at the M1 and fuck everything else. Look out!
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