This is sadly a little out of order but it makes for a good MasterCard commercial:

Linus Van Pelt wrote:1945 - Vince McMahon born.

Her becoming the CEO of a wrestling franchise: $50,000,000

Linus Van Pelt wrote:1973 - Dave Chappelle born.

Her becoming part of a conspiracy theory involving Bill Cosby, Louis Farakan and Oprah: $10,000,000.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:1958 - Steve Guttenberg born.

Her starring in a Police Academy movie: $10

Linus Van Pelt wrote:2007 - Alice Margaret Banghart born.

Her turning out to be a decent person: Priceless

This is the best news I have heard all day.

So great.

Winner! Superb news!

Pictures now.

ALICE MARGARET BANGHART


should carry the additional title: The Volcano Lover.

SHE WILL live the destiny and work a force such as Vesuvius.






Oh, and congrats Linus, one of my most favorite people, well...................................................................................EVER.

Thank you all for the kind words!

We've taken a ton of pictures, and we've only begun to take pictures, but I don't have the doodad that lets me bring them from my camera to the computer, so you only get one right now:

Easily, the most beautiful girl ever...

Congratulations!

So odd. I just woke up from a dream about a baby...my baby...I don't even have a baby.

Congratulations! She looks warm and punchy!
Now I want to have a baby.
Maybe me and Cranius could adopt.

This is great! Congratulations!

Supercongratulation! awesome news Linus, big love to you and your family. Alice is a very sweet name, she's beautiful.