simmo wrote:

Emperor Penguin.

simmo wrote:

I don't know what country that's from, but I want to enlist in its military.
That's not a caption, I just want to work my way high up enough on the chain of command to earn the duty and privelege of saluting a fucking penguin.

BadComrade wrote:

"i'm cripple and a librarian! and this is what they do to my motherfuckin' hair?

ah, hell no!"

BadComrade wrote:

Kripple the Klown goes to the Libary

BadComrade wrote:

"I just wish everyone would stop staring at me."

Grade-school Juggalo botches
suicide attempt, says "I.C.P.
record made me do it"

Boombats wrote:

Grade-school Juggalo botches
suicide attempt, says "I.C.P.
record made me do it"

I was gonna say Infirm Clown Posse, but whatev

AlBStern wrote:

A still from Chris Farley's Beverly Hills Ninja screen test

Julian Lennon gains weight, loses dignity
Rips trousers at private party



Our photog-on-the-scene snapped this candid pic of the drunken
Beatle-son demonstrating karate moves, with pitiful consequences.

See He's So Heavy, Page 8.